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translated from frog, female friend reading me lame math jokes that she doesn't understand (she understands the math, just not the rest)

 

(8:12:52 PM) Мати's: Why do mathematicians have as much trouble with barycenters as they do with women?

 

....because they're always looking for the G-point"

(8:13:08 PM) Мати's: i don't get that one either

(8:13:48 PM) jack: looolll

(8:13:54 PM) jack: you are sooooo cute

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Kaizerworks INC.: have you ever tried to get a person to try to understand your point of view, only to realize that they never had any intention or desire to comprehend it in any way

Kaizerworks INC.: then they just sort of laugh at their own ignorance

Kaizerworks INC.: I'll take that as either a no, or a kinda

 

Tuffgong: Personally my only experience with that was relief that i can just let it go and it doesn't matter

 

Kaizerworks INC.: maybe not to you individually

Kaizerworks INC.: but if that person exists then there are at least a million others just like them

Kaizerworks INC.: and that horrifies me

 

Tuffgong: in terms of explaining it to them

Tuffgong: I can say to myself "I know better than this, I am better than this" and I can move on

Tuffgong: and stop trying to explain this to someone

 

Kaizerworks INC.: in particular I was trying to explain why science and logic and reason are so much more important than faith to me

Kaizerworks INC.: and at the end of it it turned out she didn't even care

Kaizerworks INC.: that is was all a joke to her

Kaizerworks INC.: and it's caused a rather shameful hatred to form in my mind

 

Tuffgong: see i would probably take it the opposite

Tuffgong: laughing at your opponent indicates that in intellectual discourse you lose

Tuffgong: I can see why you'd be frustrated because in explaining something to someone I just want them to know where I'm coming from, caring less if they disagree or not

Tuffgong: ideally fully understanding my argument

 

Kaizerworks INC.: if you knew someone who thought that two plus two equaled 5, you would want to try to get them to realize their mistake, yes?

 

Tuffgong: It's not a question of mistakes but understanding 2 + 2 = 4

Tuffgong: Generally speaking stressing it as a mistake might not go well logistically

 

Kaizerworks INC.: and if that person not only didn't understand, but didn't want to despite overwhelming evidence towards the fact, you would be upset I assume

 

Tuffgong: In that situation I would classify them as "someone all the way over there" at which point they are lost to the annals of ignorance

Tuffgong: i have to prioritize my mental time and energy away from someone like that if they're gonna be such a black hole of it

Tuffgong: the important thing though is if there is an audience and make sure they get it

 

Kaizerworks INC.: this is where we differ then. you see someone who is stupid and assume they are a localized phenomenon

Kaizerworks INC.: I see someone like that as a carrier

 

Tuffgong: that's certainly fair

Tuffgong: As a sociologist-in-training though stupidity isn't a cause of concern to me, but a reality that is utterly fascinating in its force and influence

Tuffgong: so any one unit in the complex dynamic is insigificant for getting caught up in longer than I feel is worth it

Tuffgong: it's a question of where you draw the line of "worth it"

Tuffgong: mine is much lower than yours i think

 

Kaizerworks INC.: ignorance is to intellect as genetic deformity is to humanity. something to be either controlled, repaired, or otherwise removed for the good of the whole

 

Tuffgong: you remind me of my engineer roommate

Tuffgong: as for me my existence is defined by obversvation and understanding

Tuffgong: less so action

Tuffgong: observation (christ i mucked that up)

 

Kaizerworks INC.: I look at small things as extentions of entropy

Kaizerworks INC.: what will this small group change over the course of several decades

 

Tuffgong: ah but the key is if you make the group massive and infinitely complex then the forces at work interact in interesting ways

Tuffgong: ways that regulate itself

 

Kaizerworks INC.: jesus of nazareth was one man

 

Tuffgong: alas evolution in the social world

 

Kaizerworks INC.: look at the damage he did with only 2000 or so years

 

Tuffgong: but it was no guarantee that he had that influence

Tuffgong: many like him faded away to history

Tuffgong: he just happened to catch on

Tuffgong: i agree that the dark ages was a destructive force against science and prosperity laid squarely at the feet of religion

 

Kaizerworks INC.: which is exactly why i feel this way towards this person

 

Tuffgong: ah but enlightenment is something not to be used as a weapon

 

Kaizerworks INC.: no, it should be used as a vaccine

 

Tuffgong: because it no longer looks like enligtenment to the person under its head

Tuffgong: and will be rejected only to serve its ignorant furvor that much more

Tuffgong: erosion is the only process that works

Tuffgong: however slow and frustrating it is

Tuffgong: which means she is gonna croak before anything changes

 

Kaizerworks INC.: I have often considered cryogenics for that reason

 

Tuffgong: I have made my peace with the human legacy in its immense size and equally immutable-ness and fluidity throughout the halls of time

Tuffgong: (fuck this is getting heavy)

 

Kaizerworks INC.: well good for you

 

Tuffgong: lol

 

Kaizerworks INC.: but I'm a writer so immortality is sort of an ultimate agendum for me

 

Tuffgong: let me put it sociologically: the harmony of the social world is defined by function, sybols, and conflict (or exchange)

Tuffgong: *symbols

Tuffgong: what you demand is function

Tuffgong: the greater good defined by the greater knowledge of science

Tuffgong: religion represents the symbol

Tuffgong: and the interaction between those dynamically is the conflict

Tuffgong: (and believe me these three principle are much more technical and scientific but i'm on a philosphic roll here)

Tuffgong: Of course all three are inseparable but balance however bitter is the greatest function of all

Tuffgong: it just so happens that our scale (within one lifetiem) is often not the most important scale

 

Kaizerworks INC.: which is why I often see small changes and additions as potentially transforming to everything connected to it

 

Tuffgong: oh i agree

Tuffgong: but i have to accept all scales along the gradient

Tuffgong: it's simply my way

Tuffgong: and in doing so i have had to shirk sweating the small stuff

Tuffgong: which includes individuals on occasion

 

Kaizerworks INC.: which some may argue defects from what many would call human nature

Kaizerworks INC.: empathy and subjectivity vs objectivity

 

Tuffgong: for me its all inclusive and inseparable in a spectrum

Tuffgong: which means i too empathize with teh cause of the human life and minute detail

Tuffgong: but i can't forget the one thing that separates me from simply a feeling creature

Tuffgong: that knowledge of objectivity that (although imperct) is the closest I can get to justifying our cosmic existience

Tuffgong: both of these things occur at minute scales and at galactic ones

Tuffgong: and believe me choosing to focus on the social scale for my career includes invidiuals

Tuffgong: but mostly its the interactions, abstracts, structures, and how all those occur over time

Tuffgong: but any one unit? I can forget about it if the occasion calls for it

 

Kaizerworks INC.: I'm sure you can

 

Tuffgong: right i can

Tuffgong: you? That's dillema we're at isn't it?

 

Kaizerworks INC.: I'm but one unit

Kaizerworks INC.: forget about it

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>looking at cars

 

saiklo: How many times have you had sex in this car?

dhwhit92: umm mayb about 500 or so...bt its very clean and there are no stains ;) are u interested in my love car??

saiklo: Is the scent still there?

dhwhit92: no??

saiklo: You just lost a customer.

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I wanted to make a record of this

 

I'm so proud right now :')

 

# Gaiajack

fuckfuckfuck flash's bone animation features are COMPLETE ASS JUICE

 

# KingRidley

how does one create ass juice

 

# Gaiajack

fart a lot

 

# PED.52

Or you know

# PED.52

ice cubes in the pooper

 

# KingRidley

YES

# KingRidley

**HIGH FIVE PED**

 

# Gaiajack

I guess

 

# PED.52

**TOO SLOW.**

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Pryex

**does the summon Ray dance**

 

Moot

if you say beanie weenies 3 times he appears

 

Kaizer Xi

beanie weenies

 

Kaizer Xi

beanie weenies

 

Kaizer Xi

beanie weenies

 

Kaizer Xi

beetlejuice

 

Kaizer Xi

bloody mary

 

Gaiajack

NO

 

Kaizer Xi

jumanji

 

Gaiajack

DON'T

 

PED.52

CANDYMAN

 

Gaiajack

candlejack

 

Pryex

Edward Cullen

 

PED.52

FFFFFUUUUUUU

 

Pryex

fffuuuu-

 

Kaizer Xi

justin bailey

 

Pryex

DAMMIT YOU CAN'T SAY CANDLEJACK

 

Moot

welcome to 2004 pyrex

 

Gaiajack

I can say whatever I

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KingRidley: My name means "hope wish" or something in French

Gaiajack: Not in French it doesn't

Tai: KR I just googled your name

Tai: Google says it's Hebrew for "chestnut"

Tai: sup chestnut

Gaiajack: hi chestnut

KingRidley: man really?

Dissident: yes

Tai: ITT KR has a new nickname

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Saiklo

i cant wait for my catherine pillow

Dissident

that's a joke right

Saiklo

no

Dissident

what

Saiklo

well its half a joke

Saiklo

im getting a catherine pillow

Dissident

explain yourself

Saiklo

but i dont really care

Dissident

immediately

Dissident

are you holding it for a friend or soemthing

Saiklo

its not a big one

Saiklo

http://www.amazon.com/Catherine-Love-Over-Deluxe-Playstation-3/dp/B004YVC1CG/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1310521095&sr=8-2

Dissident

excuses

Dissident

what the hell

Saiklo

dont judge me nigger

Dissident

I am judging up a goddamn storm over here

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Penguin

OH MAN HALO YEAH OH MAN

 

Saiklo

AUGH YEAH FUCK HALO AWWWW HALO HALO

 

Penguin

HALO, DUDE

 

Saiklo

DUDE LETS FUCK EACH OTHER WHILE WE PLAY

 

Saiklo

HALO

 

Penguin

NO HOMO

 

Penguin

THAT MAKES IT OKAY

 

Saiklo

IT DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY

 

Saiklo

IT MAKES IT AWESOME

 

KingRidley

has entered the room

 

KingRidley

YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT HALO

 

Saiklo

KR YOU WANNA FUCK WHILE WE PLAY HALO

 

KingRidley

YEAH I SURE DO

 

KingRidley

I BROUGHT MY HALO BRAND JOYSTICK DILDO

 

KingRidley

SO WE CAN PENETRATE EACH OTHER

 

KingRidley

ANALLY

 

Saiklo

UMF MAKE SURE TO SPERM ALL OVER THE CONTROLLER

 

Saiklo

THATS HOW MLG PLAYERS GET THEIR SPEED

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KingRidley

I really want to watch a zombie movie

 

Dissident

we know kr

 

Dissident

you always want to watch a zombie movie

 

KingRidley

YOU DON'T KNOW ME DISS.

 

Dissident

what about a robot movie

 

KingRidley

sometimes I want to watch a robot movie

 

KingRidley

FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW ME

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'trucking across america' with your host james

today I pay $80 for a room at super 8 and curl up in the fetal position for five hours

lol

today's Meals on Wheels: ramen made with the in-room coffee maker

lol

all of this is factual

 

how would you jack off in a car?

put hand around dick

stroke

what do you look at!

phone

ducis that is the most retarded question ive ever heard

or magazine

or yourself ;)

how crude

;)

doesnt anyone use iamgination these days

i cant do it on imagination alone

that is sad

very

find your inner child ducis

and violate him

yeah i was a pretty cute kid

ugh what am i saying

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I just quit my job

daaaaayuuuum

did you steal a bunch of shit when you left?

haha no

should have taken their snoop dog painting in the window display

 

(@jamin) should have taken their snoop dog painting in the window display

he blew it

I know a guy whos an expert in snoop dogg paintings

he says its worth thousands, best I can give you for it is 50 bucks

wow

oh c'mon man

you can at least give me full auction price

he's gotta make a profit jamin

* vingerdruid bald nod

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  • Zombull : /unban Saiklo
  • Zombull : lol
  • Zombull : nope
  • Kaizer Xi : yeah I like that part of the pokemon games though
  • Saiklou : phizz has to unban me from the admin cp
  • Zombull : Probably
  • Zombull : I sent him and fred pm's
  • : 12:45 AM

  • Saiklou : that's what it says in the ip.chat documentation
  • Zombull : Well
  • Zombull : I hope you learned your lesson.
  • Saiklou : i didnt
  • Saiklou : and probably never will
  • Dissident : I forgot what precipitated this
  • Zombull : Saiklo being a nigger.
  • Zombull : Like usual.
  • Saiklou : something about you blacking out from losing 2 gallons of cum after losing a pokemon battle
  • Dissident : oh yeah, semen
  • Zombull : Hahahahaha
  • Saiklou : via your oppenent raping you
  • Dissident : always with the semen

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  • Gaiajack has entered the room
  • Gaiajack help I am leeking from my anus
  • Toki has left the room
  • Gaiajack D:
  • PED.52 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE JACK
  • Gaiajack IT WAS A PUN

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What is this bumble fuck that my mind comes up with in seconds

 

 

probably not funny

 

1:53 AM - CaptainSquiggles: fuck. i love titties ericx

1:53 AM - CaptainSquiggles: eric*

1:53 AM - CaptainSquiggles: YOUR NAME IS NOW ERICX

1:53 AM - Metroid62: I AM NO LONGER ERIC

1:54 AM - Metroid62: I AM NOW ERIC X

1:54 AM - CaptainSquiggles: yourfe a furfag

1:54 AM - Metroid62: COMPLETE WITH SHOTGUN

1:54 AM - CaptainSquiggles: youre*

1:54 AM - Metroid62: BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

1:54 AM - Metroid62: your gay

 

 

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Later

adios good luck on the lady

may brodin be with you

And also with you

* MrEatSheit has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 6.0/20110811165603])

Sweet, septicface, he's gone, we can cyber again.

I gently insert my fist into your butthole.

can it be Teenage mutant ninja turtle role playing?

I gently insert my two sais into your butthole

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