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Talking about finding a bed bug in the living room and my amazing razor powder.

 

yo Daev

you gotta burn down the apartment

it's the only way to win

Nah, this stuff is legit

* vingerdroid has quit (Quit: ))

AT the VERY least, it can hold them off indefinitely

wtf is wrong with where u live

do u have chicken wings on the floor and stuff

ranch dressing on the walls

shit in a bucket

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I still don't get how he didn't know that.

I can't decide whether to upvote for making me laugh or downvote for being thick

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you smoke spliff Daev ?

Yeah jamin

I smoke a spliff

d:)

q:)

cool hat club

C|:)

crankin the mountie hat

P:)

How I wear hat

oh shit

[:)

those are headphones

that's swell

why don't you do an ollie?

yo jamin those are pretty dope headphones

where'd you get em

the dr. dre store Sameo

god damn

Daaaaaaamn!

that store's fuckin expensive

* jamin pops an ollie

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still talking to robots

 

(6:27:07 AM) Malia Shumate: you busy?

(6:27:41 AM) jack: eh just fucking my cat

(6:27:53 AM) Malia Shumate: sweet!! you could give me some tips on how i could do it better...I'm ready to get on my cam and show you if you wanna see...so we don't have to keep typing and I have a mic too ok?? :)

 

foreveralone

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xibseldoon (7:37:10 PM): it helps that I am bi

Joshua Peterson (7:37:45 PM): you say that in a very "it helps that I am a robot and don't need to breathe" sort of way

Joshua Peterson (7:38:22 PM): as if tolerating sex with women were a superpower

Joshua Peterson (7:38:33 PM): which I have to say is a fairly shitty superpower

Joshua Peterson (7:38:48 PM): you'd be one of the x-men that never leaves the mansion and only gets a codename in the trading cards

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(10:53:55 PM) xnekoxgirlx: t t t t t texttttttttttttttting

(10:54:05 PM) Jukebox Emperor: TURN AND FACE THE STRANGE

(10:54:10 PM) xnekoxgirlx: !!!!

(10:54:16 PM) xnekoxgirlx: my heart just instantly melted

(10:54:23 PM) xnekoxgirlx: at the thought of my man david

(10:54:25 PM) xnekoxgirlx:

(10:54:27 PM) Jukebox Emperor: *flexes*

(10:54:30 PM) Jukebox Emperor: oh....

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Yo, we should put a bunch of dumbbells on the front porch of the powerbase

So whenever bitches walk by we can be doing bicep curls

lol Hong_Kong_Daev

concentration curls

lookin way too into it

ill be doing some permanant construction work

Hahahaha

just hammerin some nails into the wall with my shirt off

 

No way we're not all getting laid constantly.

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[15:57] <@reptilicus> last time i had been to a hospital before this

[15:58] <@reptilicus> was when i crushed my knee in high school

[15:58] <@reptilicus> in a bus accident

[15:58] <@reptilicus> and when i was there

[15:58] <@reptilicus> they tried to take some blood

[15:58] <@reptilicus> and they must have poked me like 12 times

[15:58] <@reptilicus> trying to find an artery in all my FAT

[15:58] <Metroid62> wow

[15:58] <@reptilicus> and it hurt like hell each time

[15:58] <%systech> fat.

[15:58] <+dilly> :C

[15:58] <@reptilicus> and by the 12th time i was like

[15:58] <@reptilicus> vomiting and fainting

 

How does someone get that fat oh my god, later on he goes to say:

 

[16:01] <@reptilicus> now that i know needles dont hurt

[16:01] <@reptilicus> next stop: heroin

[16:01] <@reptilicus> heuheheueheueheeuehyeheu

 

 

This made me laugh for quite a bit at how...I don't know if stupid is the word, but it doesn't seem to be anything close to smart

 

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Gaiajack

haha, 5 AM

 

KingRidley

haha go to bed

 

KingRidley

I hate you because I love you, gaia.

 

Gaiajack

that's just what my MOM said

 

Gaiajack

but now I have these scars

 

Kaizer Xi

someone kick him already for his own good

 

KingRidley

gaia we're doing it for your own good

 

KingRidley

kicked Gaiajack

 

Dissident

no dont

 

Dissident

dammit

 

Dissident

that's what he wants

 

Kaizer Xi

he's coming buckets now

 

Kaizer Xi

metric buckets

 

 

KingRidley

oh man I feel so violated

 

Kaizer Xi

"OH GOD YES HE KICKED ME OH GOD I LOVE BEING FRENCH"

 

Kaizer Xi

or something of that ilk

 

Dissident

dass raciss

 

Kaizer Xi

french isn't a race

 

KingRidley

yeah it's just an attitude

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Gaiajack: diss use headphones

Hong Kong Dave: I'm gonna go make some breakfast

Dissident: no I packed them

Dissident: and by packed

Hong Kong Dave: He's got 7 trashbags

Hong Kong Dave: 5 say crap

Dissident: I mean they are right behind me in a box

Hong Kong Dave: 2 say stuff

 

also

 

 

Penguin: has entered the room

Penguin: dicksdicksdicks (...) dicksdicks

Gaiajack: hi fuckshitface mcshitty o'sluttbucket

Penguin: sup jackoff

Gaiajack: yknow

Gaiajack: this may be the lowest point the conversation has every reached here

@tomic: has left the room

Gaiajack; too low brow for HIM

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Nate

has entered the room

Gaiajack

no.

Kaizer Xi

nate, do you have any spare cobble in minecraft

Nate

;_;

Nate

i got so much fuckin cobble

Gaiajack

**shakes head**

Nate

i got three doublechests full

Kaizer Xi

give me it

Kaizer Xi

GIVE IT ALL TO ME

Kaizer Xi

>:O

 

7:50 PM

Gaiajack

dont do it nate

Gaiajack

you know he'll just use it to buy more drugs

Gaiajack

what is the weirdest thing you've ever given a hobo, apart from a dicking

Kaizer Xi

go suck a bag of dicks gaia, you don't play minecraft

Gaiajack

they come in BAGS now?

Gaiajack

POINT THE WAY

Kaizer Xi

>

Gaiajack

that's just the online user list

Kaizer Xi

<

Gaiajack

that's just... you

Kaizer Xi

\/

Gaiajack

[not a bag of dicks]

Gaiajack

xi that is clearly not a bag of dicks

Kaizer Xi

it's further down

 

7:55 PM

Gaiajack

[bag of vaginas]

Gaiajack

I

Gaiajack

you CONMAN

Kaizer Xi

lower

Gaiajack

HOW DARE Yoh wait

Gaiajack

[bag of dicks]

Gaiajack

oh there it is

Gaiajack

**opens the bag of dicks, thus releasing evil into the world**

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Penguin

0111000001100101011011100110100101110011

Gaiajack

peng if this is ascii for DICKS

Penguin

don't worry it isn't

 

a minute passes while I translate the string

 

Gaiajack

GOD DAMNIT

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Esmoire says:

Terry Bogard is the ideal boyfriend.

noodles says:

esmoire

we've been talking for some time

and I think now would be the right moment to GET SERIOUS

Esmoire says:

At the end of your night out, he drives you home and walks you to your door. You say your good byes... but it is just not enough. Your back is too the door, your feet without weight, your head in the clouds and your eyes within his.

noodles says:

*thumbs up* WHOOGH

Esmoire says:

He leans forwards and places his firm, strong arms to each side and draws in closer. You feel great warmth, yet this sudden gesture throws you off guard.

So you hesitate, and Terry is off-balance

He asks

Are you okay?

 

after that I asked why she was so PREDICTABLE

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