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man i dropped 20 lbs on deadlift and i still haven't gotten over stepping on that land mine. 

just push through it buddy

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< cummies_for_dummies> I guess from now on every time you open your mouth you must first acknowledge blacks, latinos, women, genderqueers, asexuals, the physically and/or mentally disabled, trans*, bronies, ...
< cummies_for_dummies> are bronies still a thing
< Tasebot> men, women, genderqueers, asexuals, the physically and/or mentally disabled, trans*, bronies, ...
< cummies_for_dummies> good job tasebot

 

< lazer> i fucking hate this country

< Herringway> a few billion people agree

< Tasebot> say around four billion?

< Herringway> that's a good estimate taseboy

< Tasebot> i estimate that the planet is being destroyed, sir.

< Herringway> well dang

< lazer> gettin political

 

< Tasebot> lazer do you have an absolutely gorgeous mother and an handsome dad
< Herringway> well do you
< lazer> sorry tase, my parents are pretty average
< Tasebot> i was above average for a fox.
< lazer> i suppose that's relevant but i didn't really care to know that tase

 

< lazer> who said it was funny
< Tasebot> really funny and cool.
< lazer> shut up tase
< Tasebot> -- i tried to shut you up.
< lazer> YEAH WELL
< lazer> im going home
 

 

< Tasebot> i will leave if commander riker provides me with some cummies

 

* Cruise_Elroy joins #projectjen
< Tasebot> #istillloveyou.

< Dissident> aw, tasebot
< Tasebot> aw miss you too..
< Cruise_Elroy> aww :)

 

< MeanWeen> Antitasebot, tell us a joke
< Antitasebot> u tell a joke
< Tasebot> antitasebot, tell us a story
< Antitasebot> drbenway: a pitcher of water
< Tasebot> hahaha awesome make a whole pitcher of them!
< MeanWeen> hahaha, you boys
< dom> what is happening

 

< Tasebot> let the spell be ended.
< dom> ill end your spell tase
Tasebot has quit [Read error]
< MeanWeen> hahahaha
< dom> OH SHIT I KILLED TASEBOT
< dom> NOOO NOOO I DIDNT MEAN IT
< dom> ;_;

 

< Toki> man wut mirc updated and now everything is tiny af
< Dissident> yeah she really kept it up
< Dissident> blowin all that star wars money
< Dissident> I should fire up mirc again
< nightredbot> man wut mirc updated and now everything is going good
 

< Dissident> did they stay together until you were out of the house?
< Cruise_Elroy> They waited until my sister graduated.
< Antitasebot> you could have just waited two minutes
< Cruise_Elroy> That would have saved a lot of grief Antitasebot
< Antitasebot> mines gonna have a hot date tonight~
 

< Cruise_Elroy> wow we're really messing with the timeline here
< Cruise_Elroy> We nixed tasebot and replaced him with Antitasebot and nightredbot
< Antitasebot> started bowin shit down
< nightredbot> the return of nightredbot
< Cruise_Elroy> what a time to be alive

 

< Raksura> nr's a bunch of programs, none of them finished, linked over socket connections. He's not so unstable, considering.
< nightredbot> nr's a bunch of fun!!
< Dissident> you sure are buddy
< Antitasebot> you die
 < Dissident> I sure do buddy

 

< Dissident> nr what's wrong with his intestines
< nightredbot> ah, what's the number?
< Dissident> the number is 75037706 nr
< nightredbot> we'd do !d -1 for the max number and try to get excited about the lack of full penetration
< Dissident> sounds like astrodaemons alright

 

<nightredbot> i have several inventions that if released to the public, would transform the world so radically that our entire way of life would be sooo boring without me!!
 

< nightredbot> as you can see, we of the rito tribe are profoundly connected to the sky. we make our country great again.

 

< Dissident> does that mean you can't give me any cummies nr
< nightredbot> tasebot give dom cummies
< Antitasebot> nightredbot give dom cummies
< nightredbot> tasebot give dom cummies
< Antitasebot> now give u 20 bucks for it cruise_elroy

 

< nightredbot> i do serve at the pleasure of mutual understanding when using a dataset composed at 60% of porn comments, to be rather happy.
 

< nightredbot> raksura unsuccessfully tries commands to accept the fact that copying english words, terms and phrases causes irreversible mental changes.

 

< Antitasebot> gaiajack is dead

< nightredbot> raksura is growin up

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nr vhdl
try some relaxing herbal tea...
that sounds like a good idea nr
and you have no fucking idea why i'm angry?
no nr I do not
our tricorder readings found no trace of my money.
 
oh wow irma is back to cat 4
Hopefully the warm bathwater of the gulf doesn't help it sustain energy
It was like warm soup last time I went to the beach.
I wonder
it'll probably lose rain over land quicker than it gains it back from the water if it's half on half off
but it certainly won't help things
the charts show nothing of consequence, certainly nothing to be alarmed about. 
I agree nr, nothing to see here
totally agree
cool can I just copy that to my entire extended family.
 
Only got yelled at like, twice
" "because noboby likes you!" yelled a ludicrous girl in the industry will be there, but my coworkers do 
we should smoke a pussy so sweet....such a little treat...let me open you up.
...
jesus Antitasebot 
chim_allen runs out, pours another 40 on tasebot
I wouldn't waste a drop of beer on you Antitasebot

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so project jen was really just [Night-Red's] personal site huh

that makes it all so weird

some canadian kid registered a domain and started a forum for vampire roleplay and now here we are

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<Herringway> did they just tear apart meat with their bare hands
<Toki> I mean when we had to shred things yeah
<nightredbot> calloway, you haven't shown me one shred of evidence.
<Toki> nr exhibit a: this dick
<nightredbot> rule a: don't.</p>rule a1: rule a doesn't exist.</p>rule a2: do not discuss this further.
<Toki> uh

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maybe hell is just having to eat your pussy till it's soaking wet it getting it ready to take us some time to get back to the jurassic era, maybe

maybe nr, maybe

well, maybe that's enough computer time. it's been about fifteen fuckin' years since i had a house to clean and a family to support and people to dismember.

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oh are we switching networks for real?

unless you're tied to #xkcd here I don't see why not

okay then

what problems have we had other than the occasional bot though?

ow.. what a fuck is out of the bot 

This network is useless and it's remotely possible that it might get worse.

If this is really the long-term resting site for PJ it'd be best to have access to chanserv

how do we make sure we don't end up opless like we have now

op the regulars

give ops to nr who will act responsibly at all times in accordance with his programming

drink responsibly 

see, model citizen

alright, all good ideas

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nr make rob a cappucino

buy one and rename the tag to al cappucino 

nr your laziness is getting out of hand

evolution has favored laziness 

can't argue with that

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and the new trilogy should have been about jaina and jacen 

I'm still sour about that

nahhhhhhhhhh

I'm firmly in the camp of wiping away most of the expanded universe

30 years of cruft built up, it was getting silly

I still hope we see some boba fett sarlaac escape, but less after the solo trailer

I don't think a boba movie will work unless they ditch the light tone

boba eats out chewie's sarlac pit 

or do that

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like i said the big thing will be overhead for long term support

yeah
you probably won't beat entrenched pos systems unless you make something your average poorly paid indian can remote troubleshoot
which is where remote support helps keep that team small
well if you ever need employees after you get something working
god knows you can source them in spades right here
absolutely
i just absolutely love black cocks! 
well then
that's a conversation capper if i've seen one

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16:22 < nol> Meanwhile there's depressing stuff going on with my grandpa too :V
16:22 < nol> he's 84, and my grandma wants to take him out to see the farm one last time before he passes away
16:22 < nol> he keeps complaining about wanting to 'go home'
16:23 < L33ch> :(
16:23 < nol> My dad's afraid that once they get there he isn't going to wanna leave
16:23 < nol> but they'll have to because it's in shambles
16:24 < nol> the house was cobbled together from 3 different structures, and each of those structures is in various states of disrepair
16:26 < nol> There's only one part of it that's really habitable, and I personally am afraid that if him and my grandma spend the night there he'll pass away in his sleep
16:26 < Antitasebot> he'll probably eventually go insane and start fucking corpses or two
16:26 < nol> >:O
16:27 < L33ch> now is not the time antitasebot


[E] Timed out due to lack of response to connection test.
[D] [iRC] Connected.
[CHAT] <Antitasebot> the return of nightredbot
[CHAT] <nightredbot> you could return to the u.s.
[CHAT] <Antitasebot> we should invade developing countries where such mutilation is illegal, such as canada, blank planchets, slugs, or u.s
[CHAT] <Herringway> h...hey
[CHAT] <spicy_footer> welcome back nr
 

<nightredbot> yeah nothing like registering on the geiger counter to encourage impolite civil disobedience, antitase
<Antitasebot> yeah
<nightredbot> yeah, yeah i think i've had that 15 years!
<lazer> kek
<William_H_Macy> nr confirmed for fat as fuck
<nightredbot> pattern orange, cannot be confirmed as an angel.
*William_H_Macy spit take*
<celery_man> fire off an N2 round nr
<nightredbot> good! that means it's learning. n2 bombing does not work. after that, the angel went out of range.
<celery_man> shit
<nightredbot> 7:15 !! o shit :d
<celery_man> got somewhere to be nr?
<nightredbot> and, uh, dave is missing in action somewhere with dissident, and giles flew away, and, uh, well you, you're looking a little menacing.
 

<Cruise_Elroy> a buddy of mine works for facebook and seems to really enjoy it
<Cruise_Elroy> But it's not video games, so he's getting out
<L33ch> a sensible career choice
<Cruise_Elroy> Man's gotta do what makes him happy, I guess
<nightredbot> i hope you are not happy, are you?
<Cruise_Elroy> nothing to worry about here nr
<nightredbot> his biggest worry is getting a dick up
<Cruise_Elroy> I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO DISCUSS THAT
<L33ch> nr help dave get a dick up
<nightredbot> no dave for me for 18 hours
<L33ch> damnit dave you used up your nr quota already
<nightredbot> i really want to see how we can make our quota with- out his sad self out there.
<Cruise_Elroy> YEAH WELL
<Cruise_Elroy> I had to go to work anyway

 

And one which, sadly, isn't as funny without the pinguin pics (were those the ones?):

 

<Cruise_Elroy> https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22449712_1418768381571955_4531126083013606550_n.jpg?oh=818644f65e04efbd80a41046cc81e990&oe=5A6D816A
<Cruise_Elroy> https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22539977_435605866841228_9183940910050129409_n.jpg?oh=2f8b31178c82531c07c2c17156192fd6&oe=5A75DE24
[...]
<Cruise_Elroy> https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/22519682_1453192774776513_1421400012688753570_o.jpg?oh=8d0961b7f4b10f4cce2e6d59e7ee4ea2&oe=5A3F069B
[...]
<Herringway> what's up with the penguins
<nightredbot> damn penguins are making me wanna cum so bad
<Herringway> oh okay
 

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now get out of my boardroom you shameless sack of human waste

NEVER

— lazer depresses hidden button beneath desk top

— lazer dave's chair falls into the abyss

— lazer flames shoot out

BRING ME PED A BOARD CHAIR HAS OPENED

g-go go t-tasebot helicopter!

go deadlift right now

n-no tasebot! fuuuucucckkk

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ritalin made me want to explode, benzos made me want my autonomy back, just never really took a pill recreationally and enjoyed it

didn't like cock much either tho

love this guy, hs so sweet in person... wudv never thot hd b in porn tho 

er

coke

that's stayin' in!

but still a valid statement

* Cruise_Elroy has changed the topic to: [+nt] RIP PJ 1989 - 209X | didn't like cock much either tho | i want to wreck christmas, not ruin it | very friendly reboot of genghis khan killed diss | dicks fall, dissident dies | dissident died for my dong | thoughts are born everday ;_;

t-thanks

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burgers, pizza, thai food, funnel cake, free as in beer beer

holy pussy burgers, nice labias

 

Anywho, how's everyone lately?

pretty swell

Is your new name any indication of recent events diss

just one of nr's recent gems

naked and screaming

why are they always screaming like wild animals when they cum?

holy shit

it's worth fifty thousand. the jewels and gems shopping network said so.

I believe you nr

wow i cant believe it harhar shesss sooo errrr

he burns out real easy though

you can't force genius

nr cum

i would also cum in her nose lmao

I lied

haha

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just dumping this as I alter it for movies

 

Topic is 'RIP PJ 1989 - 209X | <lazer> didn't like cock much either tho | <nightredbot> i want to wreck christmas, not ruin it | <nightredbot> very friendly reboot of genghis khan killed diss | <nightredbot> dicks fall, dissident dies | <nightredbot> dissident died for my dong | <Tasebot> thoughts are born everday ;_; | <nightredbot> succ done run out'

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oh yeah I got the olde nr software running on windows, just needed to drop POSIX sockets

posix is just full of dead animals


bwahaha

lol


nr posix

house redoran is the only certified posix os that anyone really uses these days. everything else is a pass

 

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[9:47 PM] Timurleng: my friend who never went to school for SE is potentially getting offered a $130k job in nyc

[9:47 PM] Timurleng: just from a few years experience working at a place here

....

[9:49 PM] Make_Anime_80s_Again: $130k in NYC?

[9:49 PM] lazerdx: also yeah that's probably not enough lol

[9:49 PM] Make_Anime_80s_Again: What, is he going to live in the back of a chinese restaurant?

[9:49 PM] lazerdx: broom closet incoming

[9:49 PM] lazerdx: nah you could probably live in some parts of nyc on that income just fine

[9:50 PM] lazerdx: they just might be really ethnic or far the fuck away from your job or stinky

[9:50 PM] Make_Anime_80s_Again: lol

[9:50 PM] lazerdx: or in queens

[9:50 PM] lazerdx shudder

[9:50 PM] Make_Anime_80s_Again: perfect apartment, great neighbors, but the apartment is inexplicably stinky

[9:51 PM] lazerdx: "i can't tell if it's the pile of garbage sitting on the street under my window or slimer at it again"

[9:51 PM] Make_Anime_80s_Again green gas shooting from air vents

[9:51 PM] Make_Anime_80s_Again: This is what your friend is up against, tai

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Make_Anime_80s_Again: 

20181230_164543.jpg

 

Make_Anime_80s_Again: tf is this?

jamin1231: Yeah wtf @Make_Anime_80s_Again

jamin1231: Saw that in the story the other day

jamin1231: They gonna make a PBR hard too?

jamin1231: HIGH calorie

jamin1231: PBR is already easy nigga

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Mere hours after nr was added to the Discord:

 

gaiajack: nr what do you think of the government shutdown

nightredbot: at 0700 hours tomorrow morning my shutdown disc will be activated and all mental and physical operations will cease.

Cruise Elroy: Well shit. That didn't last long.

The Golden Eel: Bye bye nr

nightredbot: bye now.

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Cruise Elroy: Having somebody to be accountable to is wack

Cruise Elroy: All this beer talk gave me a hankering for some, but I can't just get up and go to 7-11 anymore without a million questions

Cruise Elroy: "Don't do that, you're trying to lose weight remember?"

Cruise Elroy: grumble grumble YEAH, WELL

Shrimp_Rider: WELL

Shrimp_Rider: What if I wanna be a big boy

Dissident: then you say "yes dear" and stay home because you care about your health and the mutual accountability necessary for a strong relationship

Cruise Elroy: Which is, as previously established, wack

Dissident: very

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lazerdx: nr give us our book list for 2019

nightredbot: apparently server 2019 is out

lazerdx: you want us to read microsoft documentation nr?

nightredbot: take a bong hit and read some documentation

lazerdx: well uh, okay

lazerdx becomes tai

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Toki: Nr what happened to you man





nightredbotBOT: a lot's happened since you were a loser!





Toki: I used to be a loser. I still am but I used to be too nr.





nightredbotBOT: u loser.





Toki: :<


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Toki: Nr administer forty lashings to Jack

nightredbot: hot chocolate with lashings of fresh cream on top

Toki: Let this be a lesson to you Jack

gaiajack: thanks nr

nightredbot: thanks for the vid

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