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Im finally thin enough to be sailor moon this halloween

there's no weight limit on sailor moon

the weight limit is 0

otherwise how can you float in the air while the transformation sequence takes place

a crane

the power of love

how can a small bird like a crane hold the weight of a human you dumb fuck

cranes regularly put large skyscrapers together jack

theyre really powerful birds

 

wowowowow

just hit my bong

rip 2 stronk

cant feel my hands

you never had hands to begin with dan

ohnobrooooooooooo

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im gonna plug in my ps3 and play that oreimo game

Yeah fuck your sister

no, i have to try to fuck my friends sister

or my sisters friends daughter

which is also my child

lord

You can't play ore imo and not fuck your sister 

It's in the name

It's canon

never

though we never get my hands o u t rex

ITS NOT REAL

i'm tellin ur sister

and she's going to be pleasantly surprised

and we'll see how you like it when the tables are turned mister!!!

dont worry

shes already watched ore imo

with me

wow

that's some next level shit man

Right

Even she wants you to fuck your sister

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We have this script at work that generates a bunch of test trips, and if they don't get deleted before the next morning, we all get spammed with SMS messages, so I set us a reminder to delete them. Saturday morning:

 

 

[08:34] jeff.liu: I had a dream that james got mad i didn't delete test trips

[08:41] jeff.liu: I got stressed

[10:13] rob: lol

[10:13] rob: i got out of bed last night to delete them

[10:50] pranav: :facepalm:

[10:50] pranav: James scaring everyone

[11:50] james: Hahahahaha

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<Gaiajack> I get satisfaction from scrolling through a digital library personally
<nightredbot> pure satisfaction
<Gaiajack> damn right nr
<nightredbot> whoa damn youre already there?
<Gaiajack> although I guess nr is a little biased
<nightredbot> maybe i'm biased towards funding a penis
* Gaiajack sprays coffee
* Gaiajack wipes mouth
<Gaiajack> ...link me that kickstarter, nr
<nightredbot> remember the ending is the lack of the kickstarter, unfortunately
<Gaiajack> aw

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I hear mt sacramento or something has a piloting course

I'd have to look into it for a backup when I get closer to transfering somewhere

You could always just do aerospace engineering

i dont have enough experiment points to do aerospace

oh very well then

 

but sometimes they purposely hide the crotch beneath the thumbnail border

you open it and

BAM

dick

extreme frog dick in my manga

exactly

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dave if i ever get a contract in yokosuka ill need to sleep on your floor for a few daves

until magnetism brings your butts together

>a few daves

* Gaiajack has quit (Ping timeout: 185 seconds)

* [1]Gaiajack is now known as Gaiajack

dont be ridiculous ped, ive already slept in the same room as dave

is that your special position

nr what does sai mean by a few daves

give me daves joking

if anything he'll have to leave to recharch

i think he'll fuck a child

* Cruise_Elroy spit take

AHahahaha

wow dave

is that what you need your privacy for

 

Pack it up, folks. Nightredbot can't get any worse. We have to start from scratch.

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ps dave are you almost an officer

no ped, i'm too fucking busy to work on the package

didnt your chief tell you to fuck everything else and just do it

my entire life and career are slipping away for the sake of my shop

shop?

its where he sells his seashells

sai!

lol what

fucking opsec man

oops

 

 

Shop Rite had lines going down the aisles

I just went next door to BJ's

Fuckin BJs

Employees always trying to rip your pants down when you're just trying to get some energy drinks or something

Get outta here!

what

Amazing prices though

I have not experienced that

what employees are giving you BJs

oh now I get the joke

joke?

— Cruise_Elroy guy in audience coughs

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nr died because moot doesn't love us anymore

did we go wrong with nr

yes

but it's okay tasebot, you're back and that's all that matters

yeah but it's not like it matters

don't be so hard on yourself tasebot

i don't have any skills or attacks

 

 

shit did I get blocked from Tasebot

who did u see about it...

tasebot stop ignoring dom

mr_bepis_strong_zero

tasebot

mr_bepis_strong_zero :)

tasebot :)

mr_bepis_strong_zero dad beats me help

oh shit

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ensign tasebot beam me to the planet's surface

deactivate ethics subroutine tasebot

uh what are you doing that for ensign tasebot

uh oh!

 

time to play witcher 3 all day

best game

Have fun

thanks zigs

good to know you've been creeping here the entire time

:)

 :)

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this bacon is really shitty

the best kind

harris teeter brand bullshit

it's pretty much just a slab of fat

I also got some porkroll

gotta do a porkroll egg cheese and BACON

Man. That's making me so hungry.

One of my favorite memories of your place is when we were all pretty strapped on cash

I had barely eaten all day, then we fried some eggs and made sandwiches with them on some buns you had with a little bit of mustard

at the time, it was one of the best things I'd ever eaten. Then we watched some cosby show youtube poop

hahaha

we really mastered poverty

Yeah. Really makes me think about the guaranteed paychecks I'm getting now.

It's for slave labor, but it's guaranteed at least.

* Robby_Steinhardt chugs $50 bottle of liquor

fucking welfare rap rats

* Robby_Steinhardt rolling in government $$$

* Robby_Steinhardt enjoying biggest welfare program in the nation

How about you get a JOB niggers!!!!!

lol

 


Robby_Steinhardt why do you only buy the GOVERNMENT ISSUE liquor?

Because its FREE!


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< hardcore_henry_kissinger> F u tasebot

< Tasebot> tase makes u i?

< hardcore_henry_kissinger> We are one tasebot

< Tasebot> either one now ensign tasebot

< nsensfel> So we call you both ensign tasebot now, I see...

< Tasebot> we do, and see...

 

I now see the 'borg' of 'seeborg' in a different way. Resistance is futile.

___________

 

< nsensfel> tasebot, why can't I connect to the server? are you offline?

< Tasebot> i'll switch the engines offline?

< nsensfel> Guess not.

< nsensfel> God dammit tase, I'm testing my new bot, give me back my SSH access. :/

< Tasebot> :/

< nsensfel> The joke's on you tase, I've just found a backup of your file, I'll be able to do the testing anyway.

< Tasebot> the joke's over.

< nsensfel> Oh shi-

< saiklo> jesus christ

< saiklo> stop making him smart

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< nsensfel> Tase, give me a polite and formal way to include "your degree may be exactly what I'm looking for, but I can't be sure since there's no info on it" in a cover letter.

< Tasebot> "your sister's children, i have here?

< nsensfel> Ah, yes, the kidnapping approach. I didn't think of it.

< Tasebot> i am still kidnapping?

< nsensfel> If you can manage to. I mean, there's not even a name on the Master's website.

________

< Tasebot> isn't supposed to be easy ♪ ♪ to be the size of tasebot

________

< Dissident> no one goes to the park here for any reason except to let their dog shit or sleep

< Tasebot> can park?

< Dissident> no tasebot you can't park

< Tasebot> classic park services unavailable?

< Dissident> correct tasebot

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bigrigs is dead too

We have to make bigrigs great again

pj will never die

but we're in one of the quieter periods

We could try and kill it, but it'll just reform.

somebody's gotta remake the forum

if you want a remake of gundam seed instead

no tasebot that is expressly not something I want

expressly to see you nod.

not gonna happen tasebot

ripping a throat fuck you tasebot

at least bigrigs left a legacy over here

you're our very special boy tasebot

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tasebot cummies

give sai cummies

— saiklo blush

tasebot what about me, where are my cummies

i...what? are you fresh outta cummies?

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you bought so many that they got confused and thought everyone wanted it

you seem troubled, confused, lonely and unexciting. i need it.

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: Tasebot, initiate jazz fusion subroutine.

: deactivate ethics subroutine tasebot

: oh no

 

 

: hi

*** mild_high_club is now known as Dissident

: hey diss

: that's not a diss!

: shut up tasebot

: shut your fucking mouth shut.

: wow, sass mister

: tasebot wash your mouth out

: being part of a couple of bottles of my latest batch. help wash down all them stairs

daev points pistol back and forth between Dissident and Tasebot

Tasebot cries inside

: Which one of you is telling the truth???

: tasebot, arrest this imposter

: here�s your imposter. he�s paid off the deejay in cairo to announce a formation of a special prosecutor's office charged with investigating acts of collaboration with the enemy like this?

: how did you find out my plan tasebot

: why don't you just tell me the plan. my word. put the tip of my tongue ...

: It goes deeper than I thought!

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* daev joins #projectjen

< tasebot> it's a long and complex sexual maturing process.

< daev> You can sure say that again Tasebot

* tasebot ejaculates

< daev> I suppose there's nothing more that needs to be said here.

 


< daev> Where are you now?

< Gaiajack> same as ever

< Gaiajack> I just sit here all day and poke tasebot

< tasebot> aww i feel loved! poke me if there's anything about...

< Gaiajack> see??? it's almost like the comfort of genuine human contact

 


< Toki> cool, finally playing it and now it's fucked

< tasebot> I would lick you clean after i fucked those big tits.

< Toki> at least buy me a drink tase

< tasebot> cry when we drink of your wine

< Toki> o-okay

 


< tasebot> this is france, you gotta earn your keep, niggers are worthless, whites are slavers" etc

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#swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org! 

www.short-stack.org is down tasebot

#swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org!

www.short-stack.org is down tasebot

#swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org! 

www.short-stack.org is down tasebot

#swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org! 

www.short-stack.org is down tasebot

#swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org! 

www.short-stack.org is down tasebot

* Tasebot has quit (Client exited)

hahaha

lol wut

did you just reciprocate tase to death?

* Tasebot (zeroofone@Clk-16EA0373.w90-88.abo.wanadoo.fr) has joined

hell yeah tasebot! 

hell yeah tasebot!

who the hell do most lp storage solutions cost more than sum manolo blahnik 

www.short-stack.org is down tasebot

* Tasebot has quit (Read error)

lol

rofl

lmfao

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phenomenal world crushing power but contained in that rhythm, it's everywhere

do you have the next hit single for us tasebot

maybe just a single dropdown menu full of the blood?

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In order, he's going to learn: bee movie, evangelion, morrowind, pokemon red, trump, you porn, wind waker. Once he's done (and if he doesn't crash) I'll start loading his old database.

nr honesco

perhaps that is why i spend so much time over at thongar's, shotherra, she is rather aloof.

He needs two occurrences of a word before starting to use it (and he doesn't learn sentences containing his name).

Turns out there's only one occurence of the word honesco in the bee movie.

nr honesco

welcome to honex, a division of honesco and a part of the vvardenfell community because of the second impact.

wow, what a crossover

 

 

are you implying that i'm not trying to stir up any shit.

 

 

anyone give permission for all of our crops to be sprayed with poison arrows first tho

i have witnessed what that poison does to people.

crops don't grow.

 

 

if you two have infused vodka into tasebot's code

oh, my god, what'd you do to tasebot's lines.txt

do that for a refresher

great tip antitasebot

that was great though

shut the fuck up antitasebot

never make bets with god

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