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I still haven't played mgs4

Seeing Hideo Kojima was cool though

Phantom Pain looks like it's going to be great.

I haven't either

did you see the Silent Hills PT thing?

find in the hills

Figured there was no way they could top Snake Eater

with the fox engine?

like, the sewage treatment plant eater

I didn't

the graphics are unreal

to be fair it's a really limited demo

work parties to figure out how to ea unreal would end up in these noms

nr will you voice Brown Snake, the protagonist of Sewage Treatment Plant Eater?

for the sewage

hahaha

it's a deal nr

that sounds like the real deal

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Combination of alcohol, boredom, and audacity caused me to record one of NR's RG'd one liners.

 

[22:03] <no_l> oh shit my home town is on the interwebs
[22:06] <no_l> He says, "I am a Christian man and I don't want to take life, however I want to make sure that he understands that his life was mine to take. I let him have it."
[22:06] <no_l> nr take a long drag off a cig, throw it, stomp it out, and then say something profound and badass
[22:06] <nightredbot> you can't get the stomp machine rolling properly

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<Plastic_Fantastic> tell us a joke nr

<nightredbot> i suppose i heard something about the gaza massacres was still the ultimate joke

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MeanDroid has quit (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)

aw dig doggity dangit

I missed sailor dave

hes still here

hes a semen

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[22:42:38] :)

[22:42:39] i am tired :) uguu~~

[22:42:48] take a nap tasebot

[22:42:49] i prefer acquiring empires, whether to be used to impress me, leaving holstens when we and take nap

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(2:11:13 PM) Gaiajack: goin to russia in like five days
(2:13:29 PM) sai: remember
(2:13:35 PM) sai: fuck all the russian girls
(2:13:44 PM) sai: nr will be your wingman
(2:13:46 PM) nightredbot: playing wingman at a travelling circus with sugar syrup so easy
(2:13:56 PM) Gaiajack: I'm not so sure about this sai

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(12:25:39 PM) MeanWeen: a cute army girl (all kinds of army people on base lately for some reason come to think of it) came to the internet cafe and all of the nerds are acting weird
(12:25:57 PM) sai: lol
(12:26:08 PM) sai: become Chad
(12:26:21 PM) sai: go up to her and leave with her
(12:27:20 PM) MeanWeen: I'm still disgustingly sick and she saw me awkwardly make a sandwich from stuff I pulled out of my backpack
(12:27:27 PM) MeanWeen: probably at a 2/10 today
(12:27:39 PM) sai: hahaha
(12:27:46 PM) Gaiajack: did you make a bacon lettuce and nutella
(12:27:57 PM) MeanWeen: I should have, but it was just a pb&j on rye

...

(12:30:10 PM) Gaiajack: stop making me laugh like an idiot in front of my landlady
(12:30:11 PM) MeanWeen: great laugh snorted out some snot -45/10
(12:30:14 PM) MeanWeen: I'm done with women forever

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"hey bro, hanging out with some girls I met last night. We're going to go out later. You should come!"

goodbye forever dave

 5 minutes later

The solution is simple

bring back the funk and 70s retrofuturistic military aesthetics

what are you still doing here

go bang some skanks

I didn't say I was leaving right now

GIANT GOLDEN TRANSFORMING ROBOTS

neonazis

Are you allowed to bang other skanks in the navy dave

see sai has the right idea

what

why wouldn't I be allowed to bang skanks

you do understand that I'm in the military right

is this kid for real right now

I thought they don't let you bang other people in the military

lolwut

hahahaha

;~;

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what a relief

here with relief

thanks tasebot

no, thanks for asking

:)

ana bakrah israel oppressing :)

 

seahawks wrecking bronos

wow nr with the Superbowl jab

i'll jab u in da dank stank weed heaven

wow

lol

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(1:38:41 AM) Concave_Earth: I'm supposed to be visiting some local filipino friends out by mount fuji today
(1:38:49 AM) Concave_Earth: But they're all freaking out because they don't know what I eat
(1:38:56 AM) Concave_Earth: or what I do
(1:39:01 AM) Concave_Earth: first white visitor I guess
(1:39:03 AM) Gaiajack: cheeseburgers obviously
(1:39:43 AM) Herringway: Babies
(1:40:13 AM) Dissident: just send them this http://altjapan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bfd2253ef0120a5c89311970b-pi
(1:40:39 AM) Dissident: goddamn I could go for some mcdonalds fries right now
(1:41:35 AM) Concave_Earth: I uh, might have just fucked things up?
(1:41:39 AM) Concave_Earth: I think they're trolling me
(1:41:57 AM) Binary-2: lol
(1:42:05 AM) Binary-2: time to eat fries
(1:42:07 AM) Dissident: haha what
(1:42:29 AM) Gaiajack: everybody knows how to make cheeseburgers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxcHWa50WLw
(1:42:32 AM) Concave_Earth: They only have so-so english, kept saying how good they were going to treat me and take care of me
(1:42:39 AM) Concave_Earth: i was like "hahaha you're not going to kill me are you?"
(1:42:53 AM) Concave_Earth: ":( You scare me david. I change my mind"
(1:42:57 AM) Concave_Earth: SIGN OFF
(1:43:04 AM) Binary-2: Goodbye forever
(1:43:07 AM) Gaiajack: woah
(1:43:28 AM) Dissident: hahahaha
(1:43:54 AM) Concave_Earth: I really hope they're just trolling
(1:44:02 AM) Concave_Earth: But they've been so earnest up until now that they might be serious
(1:44:47 AM) Binary-2: If you don't log on next week we'll know you're dead
(1:45:34 AM) Dissident: humor in a foreign land
(1:45:37 AM) Dissident: always dangerous
(1:45:54 AM) Gaiajack: you don't have another way to get through and apologize?
(1:47:13 AM) lazer: send them a picture of you in sunglasses with a gun pointed at the camera. that should smooth things over
(1:47:15 AM) Concave_Earth: wow unfriended
(1:47:17 AM) Concave_Earth: that's so surreal

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nr are you a socialist

all my guns are concentrated on destroying all i do is to hate people dont mind when was putting in sf

oh shit

nr do you have a mouth, can you scream

shut your damn mouth, you get?

;_;

 

* DaevDroid has joined #projectjen

* daevdroid has joined the army of shoujo

 

y'all jealous of my fondlevision

what are y'all

we are humans nr

how can i kill all the humans

try making them die, nr

i want to die, which one nr

nr why the hostility

nr decrease hostility eleventy percent

oh good

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(1:23:43 AM) nightredbot: i could explain schrodingers yiff
(1:24:50 AM) Gaiajack: I would love that nr
(1:24:51 AM) nightredbot: god i love being right

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It's been two days. Where did all of this hair and crumbs come from?

I've started actively trying to weed my pubes in the shower now

it's amazing how many come right out with a little combing

yeah fuck it feels amazing

hahahaha

hahahaha

 

as usual, nr gets me

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<lazer> why always with the shitting and the dickings? its always shitting and dicking with yous guys.
<nightredbot> fred yous naaaaasty
<lazer> even the bot is shitting and dicking now!

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dont talk to nr you'll only encourage his deviant behaviour

don't think of a grown up

thats reckless behaviour

nr is a devoted lolicon

it is a lolicon

oh great

he refers to himself as it now

nr do you like maid outfits

god i want to wear chinese cartoons outfits

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