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<Binary_2> tasebot, how many tasebots am I holding up

<Tasebot> i am playing catch up to a degree that challenged you and then going on sai

<Binary_2> haha

<atomic> wait what are you doing to sai tasebot?

<Tasebot> oh wait thats make up

<Binary_2> Sai get ready to have your first time

<Binary_2> tase's getting the makeup

<atomic> you're giving sai a makeover?  That's nice tasebot

<Blackflame> sai i think you just became tasebot's waifu

<Tasebot> maybe sai you're a freeloader

<Tasebot> comma sai

<Blackflame> hahaha

<Binary_2> hahahah

<moot> tasebot has sai all figured out

<Tasebot> me out

<atomic> you just got dumped sai

<atomic> before it even began

<moot> stone cold, tasebot

<Tasebot> i like being cold, an tyrells got fertile lands

<Binary_2> hahaha

<atomic> lmao


<Binary_2> oh not fertile hands

<atomic> Game of Thrones isn't real tasebot

<Tasebot> a real close to beating 4 but kind of hated him

<Binary_2> ah it stopped sadly

<moot> I thought game of thrones was a documentary

<Binary_2> about midgets and incest

<moot> tasebot what do you know about house lannister

<Tasebot> moot we need you to create the background story for this shit was included

<moot> I think george rr martin already beat me to that tasebot

<Tasebot> unlike jfk's anniversary or george refuses to drink microbrews

<Blackflame> that was a great game of thrones episode

<moot> no spoilers thx

<moot> tasebot we don't want anymore spoilers

<Binary_2> tasebot can only talk about spoilers though

<Tasebot> fuck i really dont want to talk to myself out loud and dont keep track of how to feel about it.

<Binary_2> diss is that you?

<Tasebot> binary_2 does dave touch you?

<Binary_2> hahahaha

<Tasebot> hahahaha i know right

<moot> fuckin lel

<Binary_2> Daves a cold rapist tasebot, you should count yourself lucky as a program

<Tasebot> o7 rip in piece daves butthole

<moot> jesus christ

<Binary_2> my fuckin sides

<Tasebot> on all sides enough to be invisible

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(3:49:07 AM) lazer: oh man this is great. sister in laws son doesnt into remote connection amd hes playing vidja on my pc
(3:49:43 AM) Gaiajack: the hell is remote connection amd
(3:50:01 AM) lazer: quick give me ways to slowly ramp up fucking with him
(3:50:02 AM) noelbot: oh you must learn our ways
(3:50:12 AM) Gaiajack: oh or did you mean "and"
(3:50:22 AM) lazer: and* sorry jack
(3:50:25 AM) Gaiajack: oh ok
(3:50:49 AM) VSK: Hit the reload button randomly
(3:50:57 AM) Gaiajack: I don't into remote connection either
(3:51:03 AM) Gaiajack: can you just directly send keyboard and mouse input?
(3:51:16 AM) lazer: yup
(3:51:22 AM) Gaiajack: what game is it
(3:51:29 AM) lazer: anything i can do on my pc normally
(3:51:43 AM) lazer: gta san andreas on emulator

 

...

 

(4:04:17 AM) lazer: well that was quick
(4:04:18 AM) lazer: he spiked my controller and exited stage right
(4:04:27 AM) Dissident: lol
(4:04:38 AM) Dissident: what did you do to him
(4:04:42 AM) lazer: started with random on and off six stars
(4:04:57 AM) lazer: apparently he knows the weapon cheat for the good set
(4:05:23 AM) lazer: so i kept switching him to dildo set and making it his active weapon
(4:05:36 AM) Dissident: lol
(4:05:50 AM) lazer: then i started the riots
(4:06:18 AM) lazer: then i used exploding cars every time he got close to one
(4:06:59 AM) lazer: then i started rapidly minimizing and restoring the game
(4:06:59 AM) lazer: then i set everything back to normal
(4:06:59 AM) Dissident: sounds like you hit him pretty hard
(4:07:04 AM) lazer: so he got his favorite car out of his garage
(4:07:32 AM) lazer: then i started using the nvidia panel to spin the display
(4:07:38 AM) Dissident: lol
(4:07:40 AM) Gaiajack: hahaha
(4:07:46 AM) lazer: and then blewup his favorite car with himinside
(4:08:00 AM) lazer: and then he spiked my controller
(4:08:02 AM) VSK: lol
(4:08:07 AM) lazer: top kek
(4:08:11 AM) Gaiajack: you gotta slow play it man
(4:08:17 AM) Gaiajack: did he not realize something was uh
(4:08:18 AM) Gaiajack: amiss
(4:08:33 AM) lazer: no hes kinda slow
(4:08:46 AM) Gaiajack: "damn this game is harder than I remember"
(4:08:48 AM) lazer: he came up and told me there must be something wrong with my disk drive

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<noelbot> dan, now you know what a body

<Moot> thanks noel I know what a body is already

<noelbot> thanks asshole

<Moot> wow

<Dissident> fiesty

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<Tai>hi

<noelbot>hi dan

<Tai>wrong noel

<noelbot>i think a lot of aac or something wrong

<sai>hi dan

<Tai>>:(

- lazer joined

<lazer>man i got hard sidetracked outside while i was waiting for my computer to restart

<lazer>laser pointer + puppies = instant hilarity

<sai>hi tai

<Tai>goddamnit

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so

who has access to a private tracker for movies?

not I

I might be able to get access

nope

what do you need?

a copy of hd american psycho that isn't a shitty YIFY rip

figured someone could just use the seedbox to grab it for me

also i have ops when did this happen

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7883584/American.Psycho.2000.1080p.BrRip.x264.YIFY

oh

you didn't want that

lol

huhuhuhu

 

I'm convinced Tai thinks we're all idiots.

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hard to believe it's been a full year since I spent all day playing morrowind and civ 5 in a pile of my own filth

you can always be a gigantic flaming pile of horse excrement

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fortunately up where I am you don't have to enjoy the cold

you'll lose feeling everywhere pretty quickly so it's irrelevant

damn

peng always has a bigger dick

in this case, it's northernliness and cold tolerancwe

you'd think that'd give me a smaller one

maybe that'd be nice

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fuck

just talked myself into a hole in this class

huh

it was a trap question

"how do genders affect social influences"

oh lol

you shouldve answered

"genders affect social differences like everything else in the environment."

so now I look like a jerk

"get over it"

>being male

>talking about gender in a college class

>shiggy

cis scum

i finally be a sexually insecure cis male

lol

you sure are noelbot

i'm sure yet, both james are you can whisper sweet nothings to me in mind and magic horse#@~~*~@ï½£!#%percent

wow

wut

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In a chat that frequents about 20 people or so:

 

[23:16] * skinnyb (~skinnyb@Rizon-BA0224F7.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #thebackalleys

[23:16] <+wwchicken> yo skinny b

[23:16] <+wwchicken> ive seen you before

[23:16] <salck> in #gay

[23:16] <+wwchicken> yea

[23:17] * Barkeep (~poly@Rizon-DA158D1D.adamhelp.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

[23:17] <skinnyb> yeah.. havent been on irc for about 7 years so just browsing

[23:20] <+wwchicken> browsing

[23:21] <+wwchicken> for dick

[23:21] <+Binary_2> Don't worry

[23:21] <+Binary_2> we all love dick here too

[23:21] <+Binary_2> Chicken's the owner of gay

[23:21] <skinnyb> more looking for long term humiliation dom :) 

[23:21] <salck> you've come to the right place

[23:21] <+wwchicken> binary is the intentor of gay

[23:21] <salck> have you ever heard of

[23:21] <salck> public humiliation

 

[23:24] <skinnyb> I’m a 45 bi male switch into orders, humiliation, sexy clothes, masturbation control,  and other creative play. Not into anal.    Looking for a long term dom into humiliating me privately on cam.

 

I like how thebackalleys is also the first result for "super incest" on google too.

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<Pizza> back

<Pizza> had to do group activity

<nightredbot> perfect waifu age group of people on my moms laptop

<Pizza> ???

<DespairSquid> nightredbot how do you find time to maintain a waifu group

<nightredbot> i started beating off on the movie i want to maintain an image search it

<DespairSquid> oh

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(11:45:39 AM) sai: time to cosplay as a gender bender ryuko and hang out at the BL section to pick up chicks
(11:45:45 AM) sai: yeah, thats totally gonna work
(11:45:50 AM) ***sai licks lips
(11:46:24 AM) sai: i should try that, actually
(11:46:33 AM) sai: the cosplay thing
(11:46:42 AM) Dissident: just cosplay
(11:46:43 AM) Dissident: fuck your mom
(11:46:53 AM) sai: gross
(11:47:01 AM) sai: didnt know you rolled that way diss
(11:47:14 AM) Dissident: whatever siscon
(11:47:22 AM) Tai_Workin: #rekt
(11:47:22 AM) nightredbot: ur mum lel #rekt
(11:47:27 AM) Tai_Workin: YOU TELL HIM NR
(11:47:29 AM) nightredbot: i think nr
(11:47:31 AM) sai: SHUT UP NR

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who the fuck downloaded "Celebrity Sex Tapes" on the seed box

Frud> trying to get your server taken down

was it you nightred

nightredbot> nightred activate emergency uguu~

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nightredbot what are you up to

noel is dead nightredbot recommend me

oh my god

rip

how much more topic room do we have for obituaries

* moot has changed the topic to: RIP Dave 2003 - 2014 | RIP Noel 1974 - 20XX | RIP Tasebot 1929 - 2035 | o7 rip in piece daves butthole | thoughts are born everday ;_;

I can't believe nightredbot really killed noel

and killed him, noel boner

wow

rip noel boner

then it's an upgrade bot lingo for a boner zone

* moot has changed the topic to: RIP Dave 2003 - 2014 | RIP Noel Boner 1974 - 20XX | RIP Tasebot 1929 - 2035 | o7 rip in piece daves butthole | thoughts are born everday ;_;

nightredbot we're going to run out of pj members if you keep up this reign of terror

free reign to fart

an uncommon motive

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(2:48:51 AM) nightredbot: got a little game, or anything meaningful in your dick

 

(2:49:19 AM) nightredbot: nr's a videochat program is 92% done plotting this here irc

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nightredbot tell us a joke

just do all a joke

nr never tell a joke

ultimate joke

especially not the ultimate joke

never tell the ultimate joke nr

you download the ultimate joke

never tell us where to download the ultimate joke nr

ultimate weapon

oh no I'm just making it worse

 

me and nightred riding derpy, smoking fat chode-sucking blunts

smoking pot

you are the top of subtle nr

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hello friends

hello friend

hello friend

nr, engage greeting protocol

nr engage battle music

oh shit

nr suit up for battle

mobile suit

yeeeeah

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