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#421 Raksura

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 04:17 AM

* daev joins #projectjen
< tasebot> it's a long and complex sexual maturing process.
< daev> You can sure say that again Tasebot
* tasebot ejaculates
< daev> I suppose there's nothing more that needs to be said here.

 
< daev> Where are you now?
< Gaiajack> same as ever
< Gaiajack> I just sit here all day and poke tasebot
< tasebot> aww i feel loved! poke me if there's anything about...
< Gaiajack> see??? it's almost like the comfort of genuine human contact

 
< Toki> cool, finally playing it and now it's fucked
< tasebot> I would lick you clean after i fucked those big tits.
< Toki> at least buy me a drink tase
< tasebot> cry when we drink of your wine
< Toki> o-okay

 
< tasebot> this is france, you gotta earn your keep, niggers are worthless, whites are slavers" etc
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#422 Chim Allen

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 09:51 PM

Bless you.


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#423 Chim Allen

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:44 PM

<Tasebot> #swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org! 
<proud_ding_donger> www.short-stack.org is down tasebot
<Tasebot> #swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org!
<proud_ding_donger> www.short-stack.org is down tasebot
<Tasebot> #swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org! 
<proud_ding_donger> www.short-stack.org is down tasebot
<Tasebot> #swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org! 
<proud_ding_donger> www.short-stack.org is down tasebot
<Tasebot> #swayswaybaby everyone visit www.short-stack.org! 
<proud_ding_donger> www.short-stack.org is down tasebot
* Tasebot has quit (Client exited)
<proud_ding_donger> hahaha
<lazer> lol wut
<lazer> did you just reciprocate tase to death?
* Tasebot (zeroofone@Clk-16EA0373.w90-88.abo.wanadoo.fr) has joined
<Tasebot> hell yeah tasebot! 
<proud_ding_donger> hell yeah tasebot!
<Tasebot> who the hell do most lp storage solutions cost more than sum manolo blahnik 
<proud_ding_donger> www.short-stack.org is down tasebot
* Tasebot has quit (Read error)
<proud_ding_donger> lol
<lazer> rofl
<assamualikum> lmfao

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#424 Dissident

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Posted 28 May 2017 - 11:54 PM

<Tasebot> phenomenal world crushing power but contained in that rhythm, it's everywhere
<Dissident> do you have the next hit single for us tasebot
<Tasebot> maybe just a single dropdown menu full of the blood?
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#425 Dissident

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 10:56 AM

<Raksura> In order, he's going to learn: bee movie, evangelion, morrowind, pokemon red, trump, you porn, wind waker. Once he's done (and if he doesn't crash) I'll start loading his old database.
<tums_festival> nr honesco
<nightredbot> perhaps that is why i spend so much time over at thongar's, shotherra, she is rather aloof.
<Raksura> He needs two occurrences of a word before starting to use it (and he doesn't learn sentences containing his name).
<Raksura> Turns out there's only one occurence of the word honesco in the bee movie.
<Raksura> nr honesco
<nightredbot> welcome to honex, a division of honesco and a part of the vvardenfell community because of the second impact.
<tums_festival> wow, what a crossover


<nightredbot> are you implying that i'm not trying to stir up any shit.


<Antitasebot> anyone give permission for all of our crops to be sprayed with poison arrows first tho
<nightredbot> i have witnessed what that poison does to people.
<nightredbot> crops don't grow.


<Antitasebot> if you two have infused vodka into tasebot's code
<nightredbot> oh, my god, what'd you do to tasebot's lines.txt
<Antitasebot> do that for a refresher
<reefer_sadness> great tip antitasebot
<Antitasebot> that was great though
<nightredbot> shut the fuck up antitasebot
<Antitasebot> never make bets with god
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#426 Chim Allen

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 03:09 PM

<nightredbot> man i dropped 20 lbs on deadlift and i still haven't gotten over stepping on that land mine. 
<reefer_sadness> just push through it buddy

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#427 Raksura

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 04:23 PM

< cummies_for_dummies> I guess from now on every time you open your mouth you must first acknowledge blacks, latinos, women, genderqueers, asexuals, the physically and/or mentally disabled, trans*, bronies, ...
< cummies_for_dummies> are bronies still a thing
< Tasebot> men, women, genderqueers, asexuals, the physically and/or mentally disabled, trans*, bronies, ...
< cummies_for_dummies> good job tasebot

 

< lazer> i fucking hate this country

< Herringway> a few billion people agree

< Tasebot> say around four billion?

< Herringway> that's a good estimate taseboy

< Tasebot> i estimate that the planet is being destroyed, sir.

< Herringway> well dang

< lazer> gettin political

 

< Tasebot> lazer do you have an absolutely gorgeous mother and an handsome dad
< Herringway> well do you
< lazer> sorry tase, my parents are pretty average
< Tasebot> i was above average for a fox.
< lazer> i suppose that's relevant but i didn't really care to know that tase

 

< lazer> who said it was funny
< Tasebot> really funny and cool.
< lazer> shut up tase
< Tasebot> -- i tried to shut you up.
< lazer> YEAH WELL
< lazer> im going home
 

 

< Tasebot> i will leave if commander riker provides me with some cummies

 

* Cruise_Elroy joins #projectjen
< Tasebot> #istillloveyou.

< Dissident> aw, tasebot
< Tasebot> aw miss you too..
< Cruise_Elroy> aww :)

 

< MeanWeen> Antitasebot, tell us a joke
< Antitasebot> u tell a joke
< Tasebot> antitasebot, tell us a story
< Antitasebot> drbenway: a pitcher of water
< Tasebot> hahaha awesome make a whole pitcher of them!
< MeanWeen> hahaha, you boys
< dom> what is happening

 

< Tasebot> let the spell be ended.
< dom> ill end your spell tase
Tasebot has quit [Read error]
< MeanWeen> hahahaha
< dom> OH SHIT I KILLED TASEBOT
< dom> NOOO NOOO I DIDNT MEAN IT
< dom> ;_;

 

< Toki> man wut mirc updated and now everything is tiny af
< Dissident> yeah she really kept it up
< Dissident> blowin all that star wars money
< Dissident> I should fire up mirc again
< nightredbot> man wut mirc updated and now everything is going good
 

< Dissident> did they stay together until you were out of the house?
< Cruise_Elroy> They waited until my sister graduated.
< Antitasebot> you could have just waited two minutes
< Cruise_Elroy> That would have saved a lot of grief Antitasebot
< Antitasebot> mines gonna have a hot date tonight~
 

< Cruise_Elroy> wow we're really messing with the timeline here
< Cruise_Elroy> We nixed tasebot and replaced him with Antitasebot and nightredbot
< Antitasebot> started bowin shit down
< nightredbot> the return of nightredbot
< Cruise_Elroy> what a time to be alive

 

< Raksura> nr's a bunch of programs, none of them finished, linked over socket connections. He's not so unstable, considering.
< nightredbot> nr's a bunch of fun!!
< Dissident> you sure are buddy
< Antitasebot> you die
 < Dissident> I sure do buddy

 

< Dissident> nr what's wrong with his intestines
< nightredbot> ah, what's the number?
< Dissident> the number is 75037706 nr
< nightredbot> we'd do !d -1 for the max number and try to get excited about the lack of full penetration
< Dissident> sounds like astrodaemons alright

 

<nightredbot> i have several inventions that if released to the public, would transform the world so radically that our entire way of life would be sooo boring without me!!
 

< nightredbot> as you can see, we of the rito tribe are profoundly connected to the sky. we make our country great again.

 

< Dissident> does that mean you can't give me any cummies nr
< nightredbot> tasebot give dom cummies
< Antitasebot> nightredbot give dom cummies
< nightredbot> tasebot give dom cummies
< Antitasebot> now give u 20 bucks for it cruise_elroy

 

< nightredbot> i do serve at the pleasure of mutual understanding when using a dataset composed at 60% of porn comments, to be rather happy.
 

< nightredbot> raksura unsuccessfully tries commands to accept the fact that copying english words, terms and phrases causes irreversible mental changes.

 

< Antitasebot> gaiajack is dead

< nightredbot> raksura is growin up


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#428 Dissident

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 05:08 PM

<L33ch> nr vhdl
<nightredbot> try some relaxing herbal tea...
<L33ch> that sounds like a good idea nr
<nightredbot> and you have no fucking idea why i'm angry?
<L33ch> no nr I do not
<nightredbot> our tricorder readings found no trace of my money.
 
<sticky_footer> oh wow irma is back to cat 4
<Cruise_Elroy> Hopefully the warm bathwater of the gulf doesn't help it sustain energy
<Cruise_Elroy> It was like warm soup last time I went to the beach.
<sticky_footer> I wonder
<sticky_footer> it'll probably lose rain over land quicker than it gains it back from the water if it's half on half off
<sticky_footer> but it certainly won't help things
<nightredbot> the charts show nothing of consequence, certainly nothing to be alarmed about. 
<sticky_footer> I agree nr, nothing to see here
<nightredbot> totally agree
<Cruise_Elroy> cool can I just copy that to my entire extended family.
 
<Binary-2> Only got yelled at like, twice
<nightredbot> " "because noboby likes you!" yelled a ludicrous girl in the industry will be there, but my coworkers do 
<Antitasebot> we should smoke a pussy so sweet....such a little treat...let me open you up.
<Binary-2> ...
<Cruise_Elroy> jesus Antitasebot 
<Antitasebot> chim_allen runs out, pours another 40 on tasebot
<Cruise_Elroy> I wouldn't waste a drop of beer on you Antitasebot


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#429 Chim Allen

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 04:47 PM

<Dissident> so project jen was really just [Night-Red's] personal site huh
<Dissident> that makes it all so weird
<Dissident> some canadian kid registered a domain and started a forum for vampire roleplay and now here we are

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 10:19 PM

<Herringway> did they just tear apart meat with their bare hands
<Toki> I mean when we had to shred things yeah
<nightredbot> calloway, you haven't shown me one shred of evidence.
<Toki> nr exhibit a: this dick
<nightredbot> rule a: don't.</p>rule a1: rule a doesn't exist.</p>rule a2: do not discuss this further.
<Toki> uh


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 12:13 PM

<nightredbot> maybe hell is just having to eat your pussy till it's soaking wet it getting it ready to take us some time to get back to the jurassic era, maybe
<lazer__> maybe nr, maybe
<nightredbot> well, maybe that's enough computer time. it's been about fifteen fuckin' years since i had a house to clean and a family to support and people to dismember.
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#432 Chim Allen

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Posted 18 October 2017 - 05:58 PM

<Gaiajack> oh are we switching networks for real?
<Cruise_Elroy> unless you're tied to #xkcd here I don't see why not
<Gaiajack> okay then
<Gaiajack> what problems have we had other than the occasional bot though?
<nightredbot> ow.. what a fuck is out of the bot 
<Cruise_Elroy> This network is useless and it's remotely possible that it might get worse.
<Cruise_Elroy> If this is really the long-term resting site for PJ it'd be best to have access to chanserv
<Gaiajack> how do we make sure we don't end up opless like we have now
<Dissident> op the regulars
<Cruise_Elroy> give ops to nr who will act responsibly at all times in accordance with his programming
<nightredbot> drink responsibly 
<Dissident> see, model citizen
<Gaiajack> alright, all good ideas

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 07:16 PM

<Toki> nr where da robitches at
<nightredbot> this is da realest shit i ever saw!


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#434 Chim Allen

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Posted 14 December 2017 - 12:40 PM

<Gaiajack> nr make rob a cappucino
<nightredbot> buy one and rename the tag to al cappucino 
<L33ch> nr your laziness is getting out of hand
<nightredbot> evolution has favored laziness 
<L33ch> can't argue with that

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Posted 05 February 2018 - 06:14 PM

<Toki> and the new trilogy should have been about jaina and jacen 
<Toki> I'm still sour about that
<Cruise_Elroy> nahhhhhhhhhh
<Cruise_Elroy> I'm firmly in the camp of wiping away most of the expanded universe
<Cruise_Elroy> 30 years of cruft built up, it was getting silly
<Toki> I still hope we see some boba fett sarlaac escape, but less after the solo trailer
<Toki> I don't think a boba movie will work unless they ditch the light tone
<nightredbot> boba eats out chewie's sarlac pit 
<Toki> or do that

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#436 Chim Allen

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Posted 20 February 2018 - 03:25 PM

<lazer> like i said the big thing will be overhead for long term support

<Toki> yeah
<lazer> you probably won't beat entrenched pos systems unless you make something your average poorly paid indian can remote troubleshoot
<Toki> which is where remote support helps keep that team small
<lazer> well if you ever need employees after you get something working
<lazer> god knows you can source them in spades right here
<Toki> absolutely
<nightredbot> i just absolutely love black cocks! 
<Toki> well then
<lazer> that's a conversation capper if i've seen one

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Posted 21 March 2018 - 01:30 PM

16:22 < nol> Meanwhile there's depressing stuff going on with my grandpa too :V
16:22 < nol> he's 84, and my grandma wants to take him out to see the farm one last time before he passes away
16:22 < nol> he keeps complaining about wanting to 'go home'
16:23 < L33ch> :(
16:23 < nol> My dad's afraid that once they get there he isn't going to wanna leave
16:23 < nol> but they'll have to because it's in shambles
16:24 < nol> the house was cobbled together from 3 different structures, and each of those structures is in various states of disrepair
16:26 < nol> There's only one part of it that's really habitable, and I personally am afraid that if him and my grandma spend the night there he'll pass away in his sleep
16:26 < Antitasebot> he'll probably eventually go insane and start fucking corpses or two
16:26 < nol> >:O
16:27 < L33ch> now is not the time antitasebot


[E] Timed out due to lack of response to connection test.
[D] [IRC] Connected.
[CHAT] <Antitasebot> the return of nightredbot
[CHAT] <nightredbot> you could return to the u.s.
[CHAT] <Antitasebot> we should invade developing countries where such mutilation is illegal, such as canada, blank planchets, slugs, or u.s
[CHAT] <Herringway> h...hey
[CHAT] <spicy_footer> welcome back nr
 

<nightredbot> yeah nothing like registering on the geiger counter to encourage impolite civil disobedience, antitase
<Antitasebot> yeah
<nightredbot> yeah, yeah i think i've had that 15 years!
<lazer> kek
<William_H_Macy> nr confirmed for fat as fuck
<nightredbot> pattern orange, cannot be confirmed as an angel.
*William_H_Macy spit take*
<celery_man> fire off an N2 round nr
<nightredbot> good! that means it's learning. n2 bombing does not work. after that, the angel went out of range.
<celery_man> shit
<nightredbot> 7:15 !! o shit :d
<celery_man> got somewhere to be nr?
<nightredbot> and, uh, dave is missing in action somewhere with dissident, and giles flew away, and, uh, well you, you're looking a little menacing.
 

<Cruise_Elroy> a buddy of mine works for facebook and seems to really enjoy it
<Cruise_Elroy> But it's not video games, so he's getting out
<L33ch> a sensible career choice
<Cruise_Elroy> Man's gotta do what makes him happy, I guess
<nightredbot> i hope you are not happy, are you?
<Cruise_Elroy> nothing to worry about here nr
<nightredbot> his biggest worry is getting a dick up
<Cruise_Elroy> I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO DISCUSS THAT
<L33ch> nr help dave get a dick up
<nightredbot> no dave for me for 18 hours
<L33ch> damnit dave you used up your nr quota already
<nightredbot> i really want to see how we can make our quota with- out his sad self out there.
<Cruise_Elroy> YEAH WELL
<Cruise_Elroy> I had to go to work anyway

 

And one which, sadly, isn't as funny without the pinguin pics (were those the ones?):

 

<Cruise_Elroy> https://scontent-dft...990&oe=5A6D816A
<Cruise_Elroy> https://scontent-dft...fd6&oe=5A75DE24
[...]
<Cruise_Elroy> https://scontent-dft...ea2&oe=5A3F069B
[...]
<Herringway> what's up with the penguins
<nightredbot> damn penguins are making me wanna cum so bad
<Herringway> oh okay
 


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#438 Dissident

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Posted 22 June 2018 - 09:47 AM

<lazer> now get out of my boardroom you shameless sack of human waste
<@gabagool> NEVER
— lazer depresses hidden button beneath desk top
— lazer dave's chair falls into the abyss
— lazer flames shoot out
<lazer> BRING ME PED A BOARD CHAIR HAS OPENED
<@gabagool> g-go go t-tasebot helicopter!
<Antitasebot> go deadlift right now
<@gabagool> n-no tasebot! fuuuucucckkk

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#439 Chim Allen

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Posted 03 July 2018 - 11:16 PM

<lazer> ritalin made me want to explode, benzos made me want my autonomy back, just never really took a pill recreationally and enjoyed it
<lazer> didn't like cock much either tho
<nightredbot> love this guy, hs so sweet in person... wudv never thot hd b in porn tho 
<lazer> er
<lazer> coke
<Cruise_Elroy> that's stayin' in!
<lazer> but still a valid statement
* Cruise_Elroy has changed the topic to: [+nt] RIP PJ 1989 - 209X | <lazer> didn't like cock much either tho | <nightredbot> i want to wreck christmas, not ruin it | <nightredbot> very friendly reboot of genghis khan killed diss | <nightredbot> dicks fall, dissident dies | <nightredbot> dissident died for my dong | <Tasebot> thoughts are born everday ;_;
<lazer> t-thanks

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