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Chat on PJ is alive again

 

That Faggot... (Deed) has left the room (This is accompanied by a BANG [creeper explosion] sound)

Blackflame - WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT A GUN SHOT

Blackflame - jesus christ is everyone okay?

Dissident - I think dave is bleeding

Moot - deed didn't make it

Moot - nothing, value, lost, etc

Blackflame - it was only a matter of time

Gaiajack - DEED

Gaiajack - HE WAS SO YOUNG

Gaiajack - WHY

Dissident - so many hats to buy

Dissident - so many boys unfondled

Gaiajack - WHY DID THEY SHOOT AT HIS LUNG

Gaiajack - THE MOST DELICIOUS PART

Gaiajack - **sobs**

Blackflame - just cut around it, the rest is still good

Blackflame - besides that stuff will go away once you cook it

Gaiajack - really

Gaiajack - well I'll give it a shot

Gaiajack - ...get it

Gaiajack - a shot

Moot - I will end you

Gaiajack - no pun intended, until a split second after I hit the enter key

Gaiajack - then I coolface.jpg'd hard

10:40 PM

Blackflame - i tried dot j-pegging hard once

Blackflame - my head felt all compressed

Blackflame - ZING

Gaiajack - is that where you get pegged by a japanese girl with acne

Moot - .gif it a rest will you

Gaiajack - oh boy here we g

Gaiajack - o

Dissident - I am hop.png this will all end soon

Dissident - ho.png rather

Gaiajack - ffffuuuu

Blackflame - .tiff that's what you want me to do then i will

Dissident - it's got gaia all in a .tiff

Dissident - damn'

Blackflame - HA

Gaiajack - mother of god

Gaiajack - ...I don't know any other image formats

Dissident - .bmp would only work if this were a thread

Gaiajack - except bmp but good luck

Moot - do we have a funny ims thread yet we can .bmp

Dissident - I found this so funny I .psd my pants

Gaiajack - oh christ

Gaiajack - can I use this to inaugurate the new funny IMs thread

Dissident - we must

Gaiajack - then again dave should probably create that right

Gaiajack - to keep to tradition

 

Formatting credit to Saiklo. Thanks buddy :3

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I, the undersigned, do hereby pass on the fleshy baton of child molestation to my successor, James Anderson. I hope that he finds much fulfillment through this, and I wish him many, many prison-free years of pleasure (and fancy hats).

 

Signed,

 

~**Deed**~

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[twenty minute ongoing argument about the psychology of furries between me and KR]

Nate aight dinner!

KingRidley god damn it

Nate anyway that was a pretty good debate that you wouldnt get involved in because you were at class KR

Nate at least it was on-topic though i guess? [because he was in an abnormal psych class]

KingRidley this is like stopping a hand job

KingRidley right as it gets good

KingRidley you

KingRidley dick

That Faggot... Nate, why'd you stop jerking KR's dick?

KingRidley you and your dinner

That Faggot... Look at him

That Faggot... He has blue balls now.

phizz no happy ending

That Faggot... I'll finish it if you like KR

 

(also KR I did read what you said and my point stands that you're making statements about how and why people are being furries that are unsubstantiated with evidence, if you have evidence please PM me it I do not want this to turn into a furry debate topic)

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  • Saiklo Wololololololololoooooooooo
  • Nate has entered the room
  • Saiklo Summoning chant: successful

This tickles me in a funny place.

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Shroomy: is there a craigslist for France?

Gaiajack: yeah

Gaiajack: don't think many people use it though

Shroomy: wondered about that

Toki: they all go to Pierre's List

Shroomy: those FAGS

Gaiajack: la liste de pierre

Shroomy: what do the germans go to?

Shroomy: Schindler's list?

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I recently found out there's a company called Schindler Lifts

 

 

I was amused

 

We've seen a few of those knocking about. Naturally, my dad was the one to take the liberty of making the obligatory "Schindler's Lift" joke.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

You: the quiet type eh

You: we have ways of making you talk

You: however

You: we left them in our other pants

You: brb gettin pants

Stranger: asl?

You have disconnected.

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dude shaving your junk is awesome fuck you guys

 

it's ok to leave like a neat little triangle above the shaft but I get pretty fucking hairy down there if I don't maintain it and that isn't attractive at all

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I'm due for a trim at some point. I'm not likely to get rid of it all, as I don't want my balls to itch constantly. Either way, fuck bushes. They're gross.

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A while ago, my dad was telling one of my brothers that it's a good idea to shave one's armpits. It's supposed to reduce the bacterial buildup under there. As for me, I barely have any armpit hair, so I don't need to worry much about that.

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No sweatier than not shaving, it just doesn't get absorbed by hair

 

Of course, the hair might reduce the amount of excess sweat, but such a surface, with a larger surface area and lots of moisture in one place, is an unshaven haven for bacteria.

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just posting this to document it

 

Gaiajack

oh no that is so imbaracing

Gaiajack

...WOW

Gaiajack

*embarassing

Gaiajack

holy shit god DAMN how did I

KingRidley

alright are we talking about dicks yet

Gaiajack

brb commiting seppuku

 

I must be SO tired

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# KingRidley

is it just me?

# KingRidley

it seems like when I'm not here

# KingRidley

normal conversation goes on

# KingRidley

but when I am

# KingRidley

no one talks unless it's dicks, drugs, or dates.

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