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#1 Chim Allen

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 01:24 AM

Chat on PJ is alive again

That Faggot... (Deed) has left the room (This is accompanied by a BANG [creeper explosion] sound)
Blackflame - WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT A GUN SHOT
Blackflame - jesus christ is everyone okay?
Dissident - I think dave is bleeding
Moot - deed didn't make it
Moot - nothing, value, lost, etc
Blackflame - it was only a matter of time
Gaiajack - DEED
Gaiajack - HE WAS SO YOUNG
Gaiajack - WHY
Dissident - so many hats to buy
Dissident - so many boys unfondled
Gaiajack - WHY DID THEY SHOOT AT HIS LUNG
Gaiajack - THE MOST DELICIOUS PART
Gaiajack - **sobs**
Blackflame - just cut around it, the rest is still good
Blackflame - besides that stuff will go away once you cook it
Gaiajack - really
Gaiajack - well I'll give it a shot
Gaiajack - ...get it
Gaiajack - a shot
Moot - I will end you
Gaiajack - no pun intended, until a split second after I hit the enter key
Gaiajack - then I coolface.jpg'd hard
10:40 PM
Blackflame - i tried dot j-pegging hard once
Blackflame - my head felt all compressed
Blackflame - ZING
Gaiajack - is that where you get pegged by a japanese girl with acne
Moot - .gif it a rest will you
Gaiajack - oh boy here we g
Gaiajack - o
Dissident - I am hop.png this will all end soon
Dissident - ho.png rather
Gaiajack - ffffuuuu
Blackflame - .tiff that's what you want me to do then i will
Dissident - it's got gaia all in a .tiff
Dissident - damn'
Blackflame - HA
Gaiajack - mother of god
Gaiajack - ...I don't know any other image formats
Dissident - .bmp would only work if this were a thread
Gaiajack - except bmp but good luck
Moot - do we have a funny ims thread yet we can .bmp
Dissident - I found this so funny I .psd my pants
Gaiajack - oh christ
Gaiajack - can I use this to inaugurate the new funny IMs thread
Dissident - we must
Gaiajack - then again dave should probably create that right
Gaiajack - to keep to tradition

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#2 D33d

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Posted 15 March 2011 - 10:23 AM

I, the undersigned, do hereby pass on the fleshy baton of child molestation to my successor, James Anderson. I hope that he finds much fulfillment through this, and I wish him many, many prison-free years of pleasure (and fancy hats).

Signed,

~**Deed**~
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I wubwubwub you"


#3 Space Whale

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 08:22 PM

[twenty minute ongoing argument about the psychology of furries between me and KR]
Nate aight dinner!
KingRidley god damn it
Nate anyway that was a pretty good debate that you wouldnt get involved in because you were at class KR
Nate at least it was on-topic though i guess? [because he was in an abnormal psych class]
KingRidley this is like stopping a hand job
KingRidley right as it gets good
KingRidley you
KingRidley dick
That Faggot... Nate, why'd you stop jerking KR's dick?
KingRidley you and your dinner
That Faggot... Look at him
That Faggot... He has blue balls now.
phizz no happy ending
That Faggot... I'll finish it if you like KR

(also KR I did read what you said and my point stands that you're making statements about how and why people are being furries that are unsubstantiated with evidence, if you have evidence please PM me it I do not want this to turn into a furry debate topic)
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#4 KingRidley

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 09:53 PM

I don't have evidence

it was speculation of my own personal theory :C
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#5 D33d

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 08:34 PM

  • Saiklo Wololololololololoooooooooo
  • Nate has entered the room
  • Saiklo Summoning chant: successful
This tickles me in a funny place.

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I wubwubwub you"


#6 noodles

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Posted 03 April 2011 - 11:19 PM

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#7 Toki

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 02:38 PM

Shroomy: is there a craigslist for France?
Gaiajack: yeah
Gaiajack: don't think many people use it though
Shroomy: wondered about that
Toki: they all go to Pierre's List
Shroomy: those FAGS
Gaiajack: la liste de pierre
Shroomy: what do the germans go to?
Shroomy: Schindler's list?
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#8 Robicide

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 02:59 PM

I recently found out there's a company called Schindler Lifts


I was amused
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#9 D33d

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Posted 14 April 2011 - 04:32 PM

I recently found out there's a company called Schindler Lifts


I was amused


We've seen a few of those knocking about. Naturally, my dad was the one to take the liberty of making the obligatory "Schindler's Lift" joke.
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I wubwubwub you"


#10 Toki

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 02:21 PM

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#11 Gaiajack

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 12:56 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.


You: hi
You: the quiet type eh
You: we have ways of making you talk
You: however
You: we left them in our other pants
You: brb gettin pants
Stranger: asl?
You have disconnected.
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#12 Binary-2

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Posted 06 May 2011 - 11:52 PM

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#13 noodles

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 04:38 AM

dude shaving your junk is awesome fuck you guys

it's ok to leave like a neat little triangle above the shaft but I get pretty fucking hairy down there if I don't maintain it and that isn't attractive at all
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#14 D33d

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 08:50 AM

I'm due for a trim at some point. I'm not likely to get rid of it all, as I don't want my balls to itch constantly. Either way, fuck bushes. They're gross.
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I wubwubwub you"


#15 Robicide

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 09:30 AM

Agreed, I shave my balls regularly and for the same reason I shave my armpits


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Posted 07 May 2011 - 09:52 AM

A while ago, my dad was telling one of my brothers that it's a good idea to shave one's armpits. It's supposed to reduce the bacterial buildup under there. As for me, I barely have any armpit hair, so I don't need to worry much about that.
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I wubwubwub you"


#17 Toki

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 11:25 AM

You shave your armpits? You girl.
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Posted 07 May 2011 - 11:26 AM

You shave your armpits? You girl.


GOD DAMN IT INTERNET STOP BEING A FAG

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#19 Robicide

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 11:50 AM

Feels and looks clean man
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#20 noodles

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Posted 07 May 2011 - 11:50 AM

shaving your armpits is clean but also VERY SWEATY
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