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I dreamed just about every dream last night except for a nightmare. I was on a cruise ship, there were awesome things that I wanted, there were paradoxes, there was sex (followed by tupperware), there was moving from home to home, etc.

 

I don't know WHAT it was all about, but I overslept and my hair looked insane when I got up.

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So this dream is kind of a mix of everything awesome that I've ever seen, I'll try to relay it as best as I can. There's a lot of references, mostly halo.

 

 

So first off, it was playing out like a movie, an ODST soldier was selected as the best person for a mission against covenant forces minus elites that were currently hanging around a sun for some reason. I can't remember his name though. The dream then went into a quick insight on him and his squad suiting up in spartan armor, however, it was more like bits and pieces that looked like spartan armor so it could mesh with the ODST suit. After awhile, everyone starts to hang onto something or get into a seat and buckle themselves in for some sort of warp-jump.

 

As soon as we come out of warp, everything went black, and I started hearing voices around me, scared and excited voices that were telling everyone to be careful.

I soon know why as a flash of light was in my eyes as something opened in front of me, I was apparently in some sort of tube, cryo tube maybe? I couldn't see so well at first but as I staggered out of the tube, everyone had a wall of shields around me and weapons pointed. I looked around for a second or two, not knowing what to do, but then I looked at myself, and holy shit, I was a necromorph from dead space, however, a few things had changed, one of them being I looked almost like a human, the back-stabby-thingies were taken off and the legs now looked like normal legs, My flesh wasn't as rotten, but it still had a strange tinge to the color. I also had some areas that were completely mechanical, mostly on my back, and some on my stomach and legs. Also my face still looked like my face, but I didn't have any hair, and my eyes glowed fucking orange.

 

So after a bit of explanation that I don't remember all of, I was suited up in a weird armor that looked like the spartan/ODST armor as before, and my back mechanics were shown. I also remember looking out a window and seeing that we somehow warped right next to a fucking sun, albeit it was kinda small, allowing it to be orbited in a matter of minutes. The covenant were on the other side, a small force, 3 or so ships. Our ship, I didn't exactly see the whole thing in my mind, but I saw the front of it looking like the dawn from halo 3, decided to just fuck over the whole fleet with 3 MAC cannon shots. As the whole crew was in wonder because they were expecting a larger force, something that looked like the ark but all purple and built by the covenant warped in and quickly shot something at the sun, splitting it in two and relieving something like a giant red substance or crystal, for those of you who've played cave story, think of that red crystal, and quickly pulled it inside the giant covenant ship.

 

After another wait, we decided to board the giant ship, it had anti-air cannons everywhere, so the ship we had would take them out from a distance with the MAC cannon which was low on ammo by now, while a small squad would take Valkyrie fighters(from macross) to board the ship, which was made easy by the giant holes made from the MAC cannon. I couldn't fly one, so I got to sit behind the solider that was picked as the best person for the job, as explained earlier. I guess you could say he looked and acted like Buck from halo ODST. As he dodged fire and so on, I could only wait jealously since I've always wanted to fly a Valkyrie. Oh well, maybe next dream. After we landed, I remember we had to ditch the Valkyries for now seeing they wouldn't fit into small hallways, and formed up in a room not too far away from the landing area. Buck then suddenly injected something into the mechanical things on my back, and I started...seeing everyone's vitals through glowing veins they suddenly had. They also looked tasty, but I decided against eating them. I then crawled into a duct and had a radio link with the squad for whenever they needed me.

 

After crawling a ways, I spied some brutes walking under the duct I was in. Since I hate them so much, after they were right under me, I quickly smashed open the duct under me, and proceed to rip them apart. They didn't taste so good though. I remember being told through the radio that I should kill as many forces as possible before the mission was over. As I went about utterly decimating and eating the occasional grunt, brute, or jackal, I was told through the radio that the squad was placing a bomb in the room the red crystal was in, however, the red crystal was infecting people and covenant alike, turning them into necromorphs that shined red when I saw them. They tasted fantastic.

 

After getting rid/eatting of most of them, I found buck and a few survivors, escorting them to a safe place before having to go back and set the bomb myself since I had the best chances. So I go back and set the bomb, but the red crystal was in my mind and trying to take it over. I ran from it, making sure the bomb was set before that. I quickly met up with the squad and we got in the Valkyries again and flew away, back to the ship. The giant covenant ship produced an explosion so big it rocked the seat I was in as we were flying away. And then I woke up.

 

 

It was an awesome dream, but I'll never be able to fully remember everything, which is sad.

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I've noticed this recurring thing in my dreams. A year or two ago I dreamt that I was on this small peninsula, maybe on an island, and there was this really cool hotel with amazing architecture that I just wandered around inside and out. Rooms had different ceiling heights, there were a lot of windows, there were no other people, and it was a cool place to sit around and think.

 

Ever since then, when I find myself in a lush green area near the sea I begin to seek out the end of the peninsula where the hotel was and wake up just before reaching it, or the dream changes, or I see it in the distance but events prevent me from getting there. I really want to see that hotel again :(

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My dreams were so horribly depressing last night that I'm actually still having trouble shaking that depressive feeling.

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i had a dream that my house got ransacked by moody vampire teens and my dad killed all of them with stakes and a pickaxe, but ended up turning into a vampire at the end

 

i was crying and screaming the whole time

 

In my dream I also had a sister, and she had huge boobs

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Last night I dreamt of a superhero with the powers of intangibility and the ability to absorb and redirect kinetic energy infiltrating a submarine containing an artificial rainforest created by an inventor whose wife was implementing a child labor ring inside aforementioned sub.

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I'm imagining this great scene with rob in his deathbed and dave sitting beside him holding his hand and gazing wistfully into his eyes

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I had this dream last night where everyone on pj hated my ass. I can't even remember what I did but it was seriously WE CAST THEE OUT territory is what I'm getting at

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Didn't we tell you to never come back?

 

 

 

Also, I wish I could remember more about my dreams. I remember one recent dream somehow involved Papa John's, but that's about it.

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I was a human space traveller from thousands of lightyears away, and my fellow travellers and I were touring Europe when a zombie outbreak occurred. We fled to the Vatican, down into the catacombs, which took the form of a multi-layer, multiple door puzzle. With the zombie hordes on our tail we descended successfully through several levels before making a wrong choice and becoming trapped. Just as everyone started freaking out and giving up the outbreak ended abruptly and we were rescued by a young black priest, who I attempted to seduce.

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> just woke up from a dream where I was being topped by Voldemort

 

I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS ONE

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Okay, so I had a crazy dream last night. Forgot a lot of details, but here's what I remember

 

Started out like some sort of investigation on a murder, except whenever my partner and i would touch certain colored light-field things, we'd take on the appearances of various muppets. I stepped in a blue one and became Cookie Monster. I don't remember what my partner did.

 

Next thing I know, I was in a haunted mansion and all the muppet stuff was gone. Some parts were like the haunted mansion at Disneyland and others were like a legitimately haunted mansion. Spirit of a little girl trying to force out/kill/possess people. For some reason the way we found to exorcise the mansion was to be there for a week without making any outside contact. No mail, internet/email, television, etc. and also could not draw anyone's blood. One guy tried to mail a letter and run away but he was killed. I didn't see the guy die (the wall was in the way), but it was a presumably very bloody death.

 

Eventually I find myself discovering the Master Sword (from Zelda) and exiting the house to find myself at the front lawn of my old house in Alaska. Near the bottom of the yard, is Ganondorf (also from Zelda). Apparently the house is haunted because of an ancient warlock buried at the foot of the yard, along with others that now haunt the mansion. Ganondorf is trying to sap the power from the dead warlock for himself, and believes my Master Sword is fake. He challenges me to prove the sword is real by using it to speak with the warlock.

 

So I do. At first it fails, but i attempt to fight Ganondorf anyway. This is one of those rare times in a dream where a fight actually goes well. I manage to block all of his attacks, make a few of my own, and eventually i can speak to the warlock through my sword. The blade glows whenever he speaks. He repeats that Ganondorf is stealing his power away. The warlock was just as evil as Ganondorf was. Now I realize Ganondorf is fighting me with the warlock's sword (which looks suspiciously like a Dwarven sword from Oblivion), one of his last ties to the mortal world. I end up fending off Ganondorf, and he decides that if he can't take the power, he'll cut it off, so he takes another blade of his and cuts the warlock's sword in half. He tries to fight me again, but i manage to kill him. Thrust the Master Sword right into him. Then stabbed him again with his own two blades (one in his chest, the other in his back). So he's dead.

 

Apparently the destruction of the sword saves the mansion and all the spirits in it leave for another plane, or something. I walk up to what seems to be the garage to my old house, and there stands a few people that were not present in the dream earlier, but apparently were according to loldreamlogic. I don't remember who all was there but I noticed Serenthia and Achilios from the Diablo: Sin War novels (according to the dream anyway, as my mind pictured them).

 

Then I walked through an unfinished haunted house attraction supposedly in the same building as the one where I work every year, had some nifty special effects like rising corpses, but was still under construction so my friends and I had to take detours. Then we're being escorted out the emergency exit like a school fire drill.

 

I don't remember anything else.

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After a Black Sabbath post popped up on my Facebook feed yesterday I had a dream I met Tony Iommi.

 

I think what it was was I had found his old guitar in my cellar or something and was trying to sell it, and I met him at the place I was trying to sell it at. I was trying to get him to sign a note that I could put on the guitar as proof it was his.

 

oh yeah and the guy at the selling place looked exactly like the bus driver when I was in middle school

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The nature of car sleeping leads to lots of waking up and falling back asleep, and sometimes that means I get a lot of short dreams and remember a lot of them. They seem to be interrelated, such as tonight when everything circulated around being in a Walmart parking lot and hanging out with a semi-fictional Noodles.

 

One of them involved driving around a Walmart parking lot. I picked up with Noodles and a friend and we were on the way back to his place when we saw someone got shot in an altercation near the store. Another dream involved leaving the parking lot to pick up Dave, who I found in some neighborhood. He was really crazy and paranoid, and it was funny but I can't quite remember why, which is frustrating because I really tried to.

 

The final dream returned to being with Noodles and friends; we were racing these two types of motorcycles with a bunch of other people, one of whom was Moot. The sensation of speed was really visceral. The final race made a really sudden transition, and my vision was filled with a plane of isometric cubes. The former scene of the race was projected onto this plane by thick black characters, like Tamil or Hebrew, on some of the cubes like pixels. This depiction transitioned into a sort of double helix formed by the characters, and a voice in the background began to talk about trying to distinguish between the temporal nature of time and the physical nature of space. Then I woke up.

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A monk offers me two trinkets. In his left hand, he holds a small, white porcelein sphere with a tiny, golden circle on the top of it. In his right, he holds a chunk of coal that has been carved into an asymetrical cube.

 

I take the porcelein trinket. He frowns, no doubt because I took the more valuable of the two.

 

The next time you have that dream, I want you to take the coal.

 

A monk offers me two trinkets. In his left hand, he holds a small, white porcelein sphere with a tiny, golden circle on the top. In his right, he holds a chunk of coal that has been carved into an asymetrical cube.

 

I take the cube of coal. The monk smiles, no doubt because I have foolishly taken the less valuable trinket. But then he reaches towards my object, and in my hand, crushes the coal into powder.

 

When he removes his hand, I see sitting in the dust a diamond cut flawlessly.

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