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Joyeux Anniversaire Jacque

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J'ai fait ce gâteau avec de l'écorce de l'arbre et le sperme de chien. Juste pour vous.

 

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I got you some limericks:

 

There once was a man from Australia

Who painted his ass like a dalia

Tuppence a smell

Was all very well

But thruppence a lick was a failure.

 

There once was a preacher from Kings

Who talked about God, and such things

But his real desire

Was a boy in the choir

With a bottom like jelly on springs.

 

There once was a man from Limerick

Who was unaware of the short humorous poems

that shared the same name as his hometown.

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thx guys

 

stayed at my mom's house, spent the last few days in the garden etc. Mathilde came and spent the day.

 

Mom made a baked alaska, but then the canister of butane she got turned out to be incompatible with the blowtorch.

 

So what she did instead is hauled her boyfriend's propane weed torch out of the garden shed and took that to the cake. Looked like an early flamethrower (but with a much smaller flame).

 

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now that's hwat ah call a baked alaskuh

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